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Melisssa Etheridge.

....Uh...wrong gender?

That girl from The L Word?

Do I need to walk about with my male parts hanging out or something?

On second thought, I think that girl from The L Word is actually too manly.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers. That's my final offer.

....I'm not sure if I should be utterly offended or not.

Fine. I'll take him. *At least he was male.*

That's up to you, but personally, I think she's manlier than me too. And I'm okay with that.

I am plenty manly, thank you.

Uh...Good question. Not many guys look like you. But then again, Elijah Wood could grow some hair.

Elijah Wood...looks weird.

But at least he is male. Apparently people like to suggest women.

Well, no offense, but you don't look...normal. With the hair and all.

Do they not see the negative a cups on you or something?

I like my hair. Whats the point of being all...normal like. Besides, my hair does not make me a girl.

And no, I guess they don't. I have been told, repeatedly, that I could be in trouble at drunk parties with horny men. *rolls eyes*

Sorry, it has been a very bad day.

No, but you are very man pretty. That's a good thing.

Why's the day been bad.

Um...thanks.

My roommate is a fucked up piece of shit that trashed our dorm before pissing and vomiting all over himself. Joyful day spent cleaning up after his crap.

Woah, that's. Wow. I know we just met, but if you need a place to stay, I got plenty of guest rooms.

Yeah. Maybe.... I don't know. I thought about drowning him in the shower for a little bit.

I'm Mathis, by the way.

*cringes* Don't do that. It brings life long fear, trust me. I know... Unless you want that...

I'm Adam. And let me know, I'll get the bed ready for you.

Life long fears of what?

Drowning. I still can't go near deep water.

Oh....

Fuck it. I need out of this building. Where do you live?

You sure you don't mind? *He has no fear of strangers.*

New York. Right outside the city in the big green and pink Victorian house.

Nah, I don't mind. This place is lonely and could use some guests.

Awesome...I'll catch a cab.

*He will toddle off to come visit now!*

Knock twice!

ooc: Should I set up a post? hehehe btw. I <3 Adam.

((ooc: Sure, I'll get as much posting done within the hour, bed time soon and then post more tomorrow.... Thankeee!))

ooc: follow the rabbit down the hole. (http://jungeverloren.livejournal.com/17401.html)