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Bond. Hands down.

Yes, but Kirk has a space ship.

Though Bond has a nice suit.

Yeah but in a fight, man to man Kirk isn't going to have a big space ship. I'm sorry, Bond kicks ass on land, sea, air, and space. He'd fuck Kirk's shit up.

Okay. Phaser versus hand gun?

Kirk's got that wicked back punch thing going. And his shirt always comes off.

Man with the golden gun, one shot, one kill. Boo-yah.

You wanna see Shatner with his shirt off? I'll raise you a Daniel Craig, hell, Timothy Dalton looks better topless.

I never realized how big of a Bond geek I was until this very moment.

Well, I'm not such a sucker for the shirtless man, but I will agree that the Bonds tend to have better builds.

As a rather shallow girl, that's all that matters to me.

The world would explode from too much awesome.

Isn't that a risk whenever you and I are in the room together?

Yeah but I think Kirk and Bond in the same room together might be slightly worse.

Not by a while lot.

The explosion might not have much to do with the awesome, so much as their access to various weapons of planetary destruction?

Hmmm... *tilts her head slightly as she considers this*

Well... daddy likes James bond, but Captain Kirk is a captain! he wins!

You're exactly right!

*giggles* yup! I'm always right!

Are either of them armed?

With whatever their respective professions allow.

Which James Bond?

That's a good question.

Pick your favorite, I suppose.

Sean Connery it is...

[mun smacks sid on the back of the head for not picking Daniel Craig]

Kirk would only win if he runs like a little girl back to his ship and blows up the planet Bond is on.

So, provided that doesn't happen, Bond wins.

I don't know, Kirk's crafty and tenacious.

.....not reallllyyyy.....

I daresay he has more of a sense of humor than Bond...and in movies, the comic relief usually gets killed off first before the action hero.

And though a phaser is a superior weapon, it is obvious that nobody was trained in how to hold one properly, so Bond would get his shots off first.

Okay fine.

And it is established fact that Picard is better than Kirk. So, would Picard have a chance?

Nope. Locutus, maybe, but no I don't see Picard winning that fight. Avoiding it, yes, he's very good at being the diplomat.

No way. He'd smoke Bond. Just because he knows how to behave himself doesn't mean he's not a badass.

....exactly how many times was Picard down for the count on a pit somewhere being rescued by people? Hmmmm?

Still Bond.

No contest. Kirk all the way. Bond was seriously the worst spy on the planet. I mean the whole point of a spy is to be invisible yet everywhere he went people were like "Bond I presume". That's just sloppy but what can you expect from a guy that fucks every woman in the series. Hepatitis what?

HA!

Exactly. Plus? Kirk has a spaceship.

Forget the spaceship. He doesn't even need a weapon. He's that awesome. now if it were a contest between Kirk and Picard I'd have to give it to my boy Picard. Fucker took on the Borg.

Oh yeah. Picard wins everything. He's the MAN.

The Kirk back punch? That's the best move.

Oh totally. No question.

The female super spy that just seduced both of them.

Sad but true.

Yeah, it is.

How about Chuck Norris vs Bond vs Jack Bauer? Now that's a bit more interesting.

Jack, no doubt.

*considers* Y'know, I think I'm going to have to agree with you there.

[mun asks if Snake would beat any of the three? :)]

Good. I'm not in the mood to debate.

OOC: Snake has training equal to or more than Jack's and Bond may just be on his tail for all we know. XD I think Snake could on sheer force of will and similar training. Maybe Chuck would beat him because of laughter. He really finds the whole Chuck Norris shtick funny.

[ooc: I could see Jack, Snake, and Bond all killing each other at exactly the same time]

OOC: Guns... Lots and lots of guns and several explosions.

OOooh snap.

They never knew what was coming.

They never do.

James Bond. Every single time.