Yeah, I am. Thanks. Just dealing with life. Or trying to, anyway. No one ever tells you about bills and rent and bad landlords, you know? The little realities of being a grown up.
Ahh yeah. I remember running into all that for the first time. It was a big leap, going from a little farm in Kansas to New York City, but once I did that I knew I could do anything.
You're from Kansas? I'm from Kansas! Sorry, I don't meet someone from Kansas every day. I did the Kansas to New York thing, too. Or... I'm still doing it, I guess. I feel like I haven't quite got my feet back on the ground yet.
I've been keeping myself busy, between work and... just getting to know the city. But then I go home and my apartment is the size of our shed back home, and the water runs brown, and I can hear the stuff crawling through the walls, and it's all a bit disheartening. I'm trying, though.
Oh. Really? I... my full name is Clark Joseph Kent. Clark Kent. I'm not exactly Superman, though. That's, uh. It's strange to meet a character, especially since I spent a decade of my life thinking I was a character.
Great, I'll keep that in mind. I'm ready for the slightly-better-than-horrible apartment, though.
I don't know. He's a comic book character, I'm a real person. I was born on Earth, I didn't crash land. My dad named me after him. And my grandpa Joseph. He said it's a coincidence that I have the same name, grew up in Kansas, and look sort of like him. And... have his powers.
Well, we would, if it wasn't people like us that were the ones with the powers.
People that are... "special"... don't tend to want that kind of attention. We've got better things to do than be famous. Besides, it's safer for our families to remain as anonymous as possible.
I bet everyone assumes Dorothy Gale is just a fictional character, too. I'm sure if there was some guy flying around New York and rescuing people, suddenly my name would get a lot more interesting.
That is so awesome. Can... people visit? Do you have to go in a tornado, or can you just fly or walk over?
Possibly. More likely, everyone would think it was a remarkable coincidence. People have a... willingness, I guess, to disbelieve. It's a little depressing.
I'd have to take anyone. These shoes are the only way there, barring cosmic accidents like the one that got me the first time. I've only ever taken one person to Oz who wasn't family, though.
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Doesn't make it any more fun, though.
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That'll happen. You just gotta find something to anchor you.
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Yeah. I'm working on that.
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Shouldn't be too hard. New York's a big place. Lots to keep you occupied.
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I've been keeping myself busy, between work and... just getting to know the city. But then I go home and my apartment is the size of our shed back home, and the water runs brown, and I can hear the stuff crawling through the walls, and it's all a bit disheartening. I'm trying, though.
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Aww, yeah. But that's all part of the charm! Wouldn't be New York without the horrible first apartment.
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Great, I'll keep that in mind. I'm ready for the slightly-better-than-horrible apartment, though.
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You'll get there. Don't stress about it. It's all part of the journey.
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Pretty big coincidence, huh?
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Yeah, I guess it is.
Real people don't have superpowers.
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Right?
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People that are... "special"... don't tend to want that kind of attention. We've got better things to do than be famous. Besides, it's safer for our families to remain as anonymous as possible.
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So if you're the real Dorothy Gale, does that mean Oz is real?
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Oh yes. And everything that goes with it.
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That is so awesome. Can... people visit? Do you have to go in a tornado, or can you just fly or walk over?
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I'd have to take anyone. These shoes are the only way there, barring cosmic accidents like the one that got me the first time. I've only ever taken one person to Oz who wasn't family, though.
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Oh. Okay. Guess I won't plan my next vacation in Oz then.
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Well, play your cards right, you never know.
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That would be cool. No pressure, but that would be really cool.
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