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*L*

Says who?

*bing!* Information: Me.

And who are you to say this?

*bing!* Information: The primary function of the Heavenly Host is to provide information.

You are...

A computer?

*bing!* Information: Yes.

Somehow doubt that.

...Are you clockwork, in there?

*bing!* Information: Clockwork is a primitive method of automaton construction native to the planet Earth. Therefore, no.

Whatever you do... Don't. Blink!

I like your hair.

Are you being dramatic again Doctor?

Not quite. This time. Don't blink.

Eventually we all will have to.

*bing!* Information: Unknown request. Please do not restate the question.

Not all of them died.

S'all right, Astrid. I know how to take care of this.

In a manner of speaking.

In a manner of speaking?

Well, I just have to make sure the three questions I ask are really, really good.

What do you plan on asking THIS time?

I have to say now? Blimey, I...well, I was planning on making it up as I go along. Usually works for me, you know?

Probably best.

=D?

It's an emoticon, Astrid! It's meant to represent a smiley face! = is equal to two eyes, but sideways, and D is an open, happy mouth!

Together it's a sideways happy face! =D

From Sto, Doctor. Not an idiot. *laughs*

Oh, you're far from an idiot, Astrid, that's for certain.

Though, emotions can be rather tricky.

Emotions, perhaps. Emoticons? Much simpler.

That's very astute of you.

=D

*bing!* Information: Death will commence now.

Information: You are WRONG.

*bing!* Information: Incorrect.

Well, yes, they all will. And God will accept the humans into his bosom, as He always does, out of infinite love.

But come now, you don't really think you're the Host, do you?

*bing!* Information: Identity is confirmed.

EMERGENCY PROTOCOL ONE! You hear me?

*bing!* Information: Emergency protocol initiated.

Right, so, now I've got one question, right?

*bing!* Information: You have two questions remaining.

UUUUUUUUUuuuuuuGH. Blimey.

Right. So. Two questions.

What are you doing on the internet?

*bing!* Information: The Titanic provides tourists with an authentic experience of all facets of primitive life. This includes access to the Earth interface known as "the internet."