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Current Mood: hungry
Current Location: Princeton Plainsboro Teaching Hospital

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Must resist the vending machine urge.

~~Oh fuck it. The M&Ms are mine.~~

It's too early for that stuff!

I've been trying to resist since 2am!

2am? Ouch. I've only been up since 4, but I don't even know what I would get if there was a vending machine near me.

[ooc: that icon cracked me up poor chase]

M&Ms, Hershey bar, Caramel Crunch or this thing with nuts I hate. Someone raided it during the night. A nurse offered me an apple. Do I sound like I want an apple? You don't think about your figure or your teeth at this time of the morning.

You're a guy you're not supposed to say words like 'figure' when it comes to junk food.

I like those Take 5 things. It's the whole salt and sweet thing.

Would 'love handles' work better?

My all time favourite is Violet Crumble, and unfortunately only available here in shops who don't have an aversion to Aussie imports. Oh my god, I need chocolate. I'll make (another) coffee and pretend it's chocolate.

Oh that's just sad.

Coffee stains your teeth. I have a bowl of Cheerios now, so that's a start for six AM.

Two hours to the end of my last night shift. I may be just a little sleep deprived and cranky. Someone used all the milk the in Doctors' Lounge. I'm trying to remain in my happy place so it doesn't piss me off.

Recommend dry Cheerios?

Poor thing! Did they put the empty gallon back in the fridge?

I do recommend dry cereal in general, right out of the box.

Yes. Do you know wankers like this too?

Out of the box I can do. If I go over there and the box is empty, it won't be an endoscope I stick up someone's butt.

Nope, I just figured you're pretty cranky for it just to be that the milk was gone.

Steal the box and walk around with it. That's what I do. The whole PJs and box of cereal at 6am thing? Works for me.

What about scrubs and the box? I don't think my boss would appreciate the PJs thing and I kind of just wear boxers to bed, which would mean he won't appreciate it ten-fold.

I think it works. I actually have a few pair of scrubs that I've worn for PJs. It's the whole medical research facility thing, we're never out of cotton balls or swabs.

Do you live there in the research facility?

I did for a while, sixteen whole years. ~~That's what happens when you get diagnosed as a sociopath with paranoid delusions.~~

But you still work there, right? What made you decide to leave?

I work for the same place, yeah but it's kind of complicated. Leave the facility as a residence? I'm 24, I wanted a bit of space, and closed circuit security isn't exactly giving a girl room to grow.

You know you were more fun when we were flirting.