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Havin' a bad day?

Very.

Feel like sharing? Got a late shift that bores the hell outta my soul. What lies they're tellin' about you?

Well, I do admit that I did a very bad thing, but I was young.. I was scared. My.. my people are warriors, and we were conquered. The.. creature.. who did so was terribly powerful, and he captured me.

I was afraid, so I served him. But others are saying the most horrible things about me! That I wanted to serve him! And that I had his child!

It is terribly upsetting.

Wow, where the hell do you come from? I admit I fail to watch the news regularly but that...

But yeah, I can see how that sucks. Why they tellin' that stuff about you? I mean, are they bored or something?

Another planet, actually.

One is the prince of my race. I think he feels me a coward for submitting. The other would parrot anything that he said..

Another... planet.

Right, so if you can travel space, why don't you find yourself another place to chill?

I have no transportation, and this planet has something that I need... Once I have them, though, I do not intend to stay where I am slandered.

What are you lookin' for then, starship?

Once I have what I need, I would be looking for something that a single person could control.

So what do you need?

They are little gold balls with red stars marked on them. There are seven..

I have the ones with one star, five stars, and six stars..

Huh, never heard of that. Have you tried ebay?

All right. *sighs* Look, I dunno who you are, one way or another. ~~I'm inclined to believe every word Vegeta said,~~ But I'm gonna be the first to say that in spite of any unkind words from my allies, you are safe here until you prove otherwise.

~~Also? We're watching you.~~

~~Yes, a ruthless killer is always a reliable source for information.~~

You look familiar. What is your name?

~~Watch all you want.~~

~~I don't see why a man who suffered at Frieza's hands more than any other would lie to such a degree.~~

*after a long pause, lifts his head, as if trying to decide what name to offer*

Goku.

~~Perhaps he has his own vendetta against me.~~

Goku.. I've heard that name. Oh. You're the one who defeated L-- Frieza. Aren't you?

~~He's not THAT vindictive. I should know, he hates me.~~

Depends on who you ask. *shrugs* I fought him and won, yeah.

~~Ah, but I've struck him a terrible blow, and I will fully admit that. Of course, he was a small child, and small children do remember things incorrectly at times.~~

How... interesting.

~~I don't think Vegeta could skip a detail if he tried.~~

*shrugs* I guess?