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I've been married before, you know.

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...Did someone say you hadn't been? *confused*

No. But people don't think I understand about menfolk.

I'm a man and I don't understand menfolk, if it justifies anything?

Well, I don't rightly understand everything about women, either.

You have?

Uh huh...in the seventh grade.

Oh. How did that work out for you?

Pretty bad. He was dumb and just not committed to the amount of work that a marriage takes.

Plus he killed the baby.

... Oh.

Yeah. We both got an F for the whole semester. Stupid boy.

OH! Oh, well in that case, I completely agree. Stupid young man, yes. No excuse for that sort of behavior.

Exactly! Good daddies don't let their mamas use the babies to make biscuits! That just isn't right!

Join the club. We have vodka.

*offers a drink*

Yay! *takes a drink*

What's your name?

Belle.

Sorry to hear it didn't work out.

Well, it had to end. I mean, he couldn't stick to the budget, he killed the baby and he made us both get an "F" for the whole semester. That's what happens if you miss class the day they pick husbands.

Is this like a drunk, Vegas thing? Because I tried that and had a lot of fun with it, but I never know if it counts as an actual marriage, even if I still call him 'Husband' now.

No. More like a chocolate milk at lunch thing. We had to get married for 7th grade social studies. But I tell you what, I am so OVER the whole idea of marriage.

Oh, I had fun when I did that project back in the day!

Why? Not that I'm especially into it, but you've got me curious.

So?

Well, someone said I didn't understand men, because I had never been in a relationship. Which I think is kind of dumb, because you can be a rocket scientist and never have flown to the moon.

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