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[drunk-god.livejournal.com]

I want a baby, any takers?

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[poisonwine]

. . .

couldn't you have waited a couple days to announce this?

*headthunk*

If I'm pregnant, I'm going to tell the kid to kill you.

*wink*

[drunk-god.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Darling, I made sure you wouldn't get pregnant.

I wouldn't spring something like that on a girl.

I'm one of the nice ones.

*winks*

[poisonwine]

Thanks for the consideration.

I don't think the pill works versus divinities.

Good luck with the baby momma search!

[drunk-god.livejournal.com]

You're welcome darling.

I promise to be careful every time.

Thank you, darling.

[rose-isnt-red.livejournal.com]

Just like that?

[drunk-god.livejournal.com]

Yes.

It's been awhile since I've had any children, they're all grown.

Is it so bad to be upfront about it?

[rose-isnt-red.livejournal.com]

I suppose not, but don't you care who mothers your children?

[drunk-god.livejournal.com]

Of course I do. I want a good mother for my child and a strong woman.

[camelotmayfall.livejournal.com]

Would you take the child away from its mother?

[drunk-god.livejournal.com]

No but I would expect to be involved of course.

And when it comes time, to help them when they realize that they would be a god as well. Well, a demi god. You know how that goes.

[camelotmayfall.livejournal.com]

Would being a demi-god require them to leave? Or could, perhaps, the child, if, say, a girl.. still be queen of a country?

[drunk-god.livejournal.com]

Of course. Many of our children stay on earth and some take on special jobs among us.

If it was a girl, she could be the queen of a country.

[havebeenyours.livejournal.com]

I can't believe you wouldn't just automatically pick me. Now I'm hurt. *pouts*

[drunk-god.livejournal.com]

Would you want to have my baby? *smiles*

Because if you do....

[havebeenyours.livejournal.com]

Not if all these other women are having your baby!

[drunk-god.livejournal.com]

Oh come on, my darling.

I just thought with Kronos... *shrugs a bit*

[viva-la-poverty.livejournal.com]

Sure, why the hell not!

*head desks*

[drunk-god.livejournal.com]

Honey, you want to have my baby!

*grabs her and swings her around*

[viva-la-poverty.livejournal.com]

*laughs and spins*

Ahahah, poverty and drunkenness. Can you imagine what they'll turn out to be like?

[littlerosiereal.livejournal.com]

If you could do it without actual SEX involved... I'd do it.

[drunk-god.livejournal.com]

Well, I think I could.

But why without sex? Just curious, not being an ass.

[littlerosiereal.livejournal.com]

I'm a lesbian, and my girlfriend is kinda... super jealous. She'd be okay with it after a while, but I'd rather not hurt her. *shrugs and smiles* I keep telling her I'm gonna find a guy and get knocked up, but she freaks out about the sex-with-a-guy thing.

[nomorethrall.livejournal.com]

I'd offer up my womb, but it's (in the stages of being) taken.

Apparently we're shooting for triplets twins, if he gets his way. *laughs*

[drunk-god.livejournal.com]

Not a problem, doll!

*laughs then* Well, I can talk to my son. He can make sure there is triplets if that's what you want.

*smirks*

[nomorethrall.livejournal.com]

Your...son...can make sure there is triplets? *blinks a little at that*

Can he make sure there aren't triplets?? *laughs again*