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[lust-for-battle.livejournal.com]

Mortal women spread legs like butter.

Comments

[camelotmayfall.livejournal.com]

A woman has the right to choose who she allows in her bed, but she should, one would hope, be at least a touch selective.

Such as the custom where I am from of the queen taking the strongest knight sworn to serve her as her champion, chosen one, and lover.

[lust-for-battle.livejournal.com]

Sure. As long as it's me, whenever I choose.

Yeah, I can live without the being champion part. Lover, however...

[camelotmayfall.livejournal.com]

You're certainly full of yourself, aren't you?

[alwaystrouble.livejournal.com]

A little goes a long way?

[lust-for-battle.livejournal.com]

Fast and with great ease.

Especially when they are all warm and melty.

[alwaystrouble.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh. There you go with generalizations again. You're worse than Roshi.

Listen, homeboy. Some women are cheap and easy, but not all of us mortals are hussies, kay?

[21paths.livejournal.com]

*turns bright red*

WHy do you say things like that, huh?

[lust-for-battle.livejournal.com]

*smirks*

Because I can.

[21paths.livejournal.com]

*thinks on it a bit*

But should you? It awful racy stuff you say. * blushes some more*

[fireinhersoul.livejournal.com]

Seriously, why are men such pigs?

[lust-for-battle.livejournal.com]

Why do women feel the driving need to sleep with me?

Both questions for the ages.

[fireinhersoul.livejournal.com]

With all that charm and personality? They obviously can't help themselves.

[daughterof-evil.livejournal.com]

Sure they do.

[lust-for-battle.livejournal.com]

They do.

My pants come off? And it's all wide open from there.

[daughterof-evil.livejournal.com]

That's pretty depressing.

[goddessofyouth.livejournal.com]

Some things don't change.

[lust-for-battle.livejournal.com]

Damn right. They are all still easy.

[cupbearerprince.livejournal.com]

Come now, Ares. You're being too modest. I can't imagine any mortal, male or female, able to resist you. Unless you're covered in blood and guts from the battlefield. That is utterly revolting.

[lust-for-battle.livejournal.com]

*points upward* That chick up there seems to want me covered in blood.

But yes, you're right. They ALL want me.

[fannyfae]

Well, then I guess it is a good thing that not all of us are mortal.

[lust-for-battle.livejournal.com]

Yes, immortals tend to be less open with their thighs. Not that I can't hit that as well.

[enjoythe_ride]

I'd like to see you try.

[lust-for-battle.livejournal.com]

I don't need to try. You do it automatically.

[her-own-sword.livejournal.com]

*facepalm* You seriously need a psychiatrist.

[lust-for-battle.livejournal.com]

No. You mortals just need to learn how to keep your legs closed.