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Wat kinda fun you after?

Anything that most people would frown on.

That sounds like my kind of fun.

Does it, now? That's good to hear. So what sort of trouble would you like to start?

I haven't had a good fight in a long time...

Oooo, a fight. Sounds fun. Anyone in particular?

Yeah, actually, I can think of somebody I'm itching to punch...

Do it! Bad boys get all the fun, anyway.

I think he's had it coming long enough. Oh, I know that already. *grins*

Then what are you waiting for?

Good question.

... You know how there are sometimes people who don't deserve to get hurt, even if someone else does?

Mmm, no, can't really say that I do.

Having family sucks.

Oh, pish-posh. Just punch the family members. Trust me on this one, sometimes family turns on you like that! *snaps fingers*

Member. Singular. The rest go hang. You sound like you speak from experience.

I do. Let's just say that I'm on my own these days.

Oh, wonderful. You bored never does work out well.

What are you doing here? Go away.

I'm doing what I've always done, of course. Not like I get vacations.

I've got appointments to keep and you're going to make me late.

Oh, yes. As if your... clients will suffer for waiting a few more minutes.

I'm not cruel. I don't want them to suffer.

Not until I get there, naturally.

Well, if you do any business, remember you're supposed to let us know.

Yes, yes, yes. He wants to know everything, you like to think that you can talk for Him, excuse me while I yawn.

It's a fair trade agreement, and you know it. He lets you operate without directly interfering, but He still gets his chance to compete.

*rolls eyes*

You used to be so much more interesting a couple thousand years ago.

And you used to have a much tougher time of it. Evened the playing field and I got to relax a bit.

And your point is?

That things were more interesting back when this was more like your and His chess games, instead of us playing catch-up.

Oh, you're so overly sensitive. Try smiling.

I am smiling.

Try harder.

Well?

Is that supposed to be a smile?

*rears and launches in a circle around her, whinnying loudly. Bumps his nose against her shoulder*

Oh, a darling little horse.

Now, shoo. Unless you're cursed or something. That could be interesting.

*tosses his head up, snorts at her. Nudges her again, harder*

Oh, all right. Let's take a look at you, then.

Oh, is there some anger within you? Oh, I like that.

*frowns and gives his head a shake, nostrils flaring slightly*

No? Well, I don't speak horse, so you'll have to enlighten me somehow.

*ear flicks forward, tilts head to the side. Enlighten?*

Hmm. How about you either go away, or I ~~take your soul~~ turn you into a human, and then you can talk to me?

*snorts in disgust, paws agitatedly at the ground. Pointedly turns his back on her, nickering at her from over his shoulder*

Your loss.

*gives her a pointed look*

The opportunity to be a scrawny two-legged? I don't think so.