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Okay. Which person stole my clothes.

*covers eyes*

And can they give them back?

Ha ha! Funny.

Did you take them, this really isn't funny!

Ew. No.

Hey.

*looks down at himself, his hands in the correct position*

I know I'm no Logan but I'm not that bad.

I'm not looking at THAT.

Just... no. Nevermind. I'm REALLY not looking at that. Honestly.

I meant my body not my

*turns rather red and begins to mumble*

I wouldn't, I mean, that I...no um...

Are you sure? Because you seem to be a bit on the jealous side of Logan's... *EYES WIDE!*

*mutters*

Body.

Right. *Raises an eyebrow* Body.

*gives her a look*

Logan's my brother.

I wasn't being nasty. I was saying you had male penis envy. It's common.

No, really I don't. He...he just, I'm not so...he's quite muscular and I...he rags me about it sometimes.

Oh, well. *laughs* I like lean men, myself.

I. uh... oh...

*really wants something to cover himself up*

okay.

Well, best of luck.

Thanks.

*loud snicker*

Glad you find it funny!

*rolls eyes and gives his mane a shake. What's the big deal about clothes anyway?*

I don't mind not having clothes, it's part of the deal, but walking around in public.

I could get arrested.

*tail flicks, unimpressed by his excuse*

Hey!

*laughs*

*whinnies at him, shakes his head*

Twoleggeds.

*eyes him*

You are skinny and flexible.

Bend over.

Excuse me!

What?

What do you mean what!

*giggles*

I bet it was you wasn't it.

No? I haven't touched your clothes.

Is has to be you.

I really didn't take your stuff.

Then where is it?

Ant I don't know, want me t help you look?

Just get me some more.

*apparates away then returns with more of his clothes*

Ant I sware I didn't take them.

Who ever did is dead.

*hands his clothes over*

I'm sorry.

Thanks

*takes the clothes and dresses*

Whoever they are, I don't blame them.

....thanks?

You're quite welcome. Compliments should be given where they're due.