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I smell evil around here somewhere.

No way, yo. I showered last week.

Sniffs him. No. It isn't you.

See? I said so.

You did but there is still evil around here.

What the fuck does 'evil' even smell like?

It... it smells like evil. The Grim Reaper's brain smells like evil and zombies definitely smell like evil.

Riiiight. Sorry I asked.

It is my job to find all of the evil and send it back.

Back where?

Where it belongs. Limbo, the 5th dimension, the puppet realm, Planet Y.

Yeah, well, I like it here, thanks. And I definitely don't smell either.

Are you evil?

According to some.

I haven't received a bounty on you. I would if you were evil.

That would be my brother Logan, he never showers and always stinks after a run.

Is he evil? Pops a machine out of his hand and shakes it in front of her. No, you haven't been close to the evil yet.

*can't help but laugh*

This is not something to laugh at little girl. There is level five evil in the area.

*laughs all the more*

Stops and looks very disgruntled.

There's nothing wrong with that, baby.

Surprised. You are bad mojo, you tricky vixen. I will not fall for your tricks.