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Wear you out?

No. You roll around in your sleep and take all the sheets.

Hm. Don't think anyone's ever told me that. Sorry.

Its like I'm sleeping with a puppy who doesn't know how to sit still.

I lay still just fine.

Like you would know.

Well... Maybe it's really you who can't stay still....

I move in my sleep. I'm not denying that. But I'm nowhere near you on the annoyance scale.

I guess I won't be staying over anymore then.

You're just demoted to leaving after your little visits. Or sleeping on the couch.

Well then next time you can come to my place.

I'm not sleeping on the couch.

I'm not coming over there. Are you crazy?

Baby.

Wouldn't be the first time.

I'm not sleeping on the couch.

Exactly.

....
Fine, you can sleep in the bed, but if you get hit with my cane, just know you deserved it. We'll work out some excuse for any injuries you might have in the morning. My personal favorite: you fell down some stairs.

Edited 2008-01-18 01:57 (UTC)

*shakes head*

Right. So me you and the cane in bed? Sounds kinky.

*winks*

Oooooh!

My turn then, right?

Sorry, you're not my type.

No way. I'm O negative. Universal donor.

*smirks* Clever.

You don't seem like the type to have a 'type'. But what is it? Blondes? I can wear a wig.

If you exist, you're not my type.

OMG DO YOU OWN A REALDOLL

No.

Good. Those things are creepy.

*pouts*

You know what, fine. I'll never try to have sex with you again. Just don't get the mopey face.

Its not a mopey face. Thats my "are you kidding me?" face. You probably shouldn't be trying to have sex with me until you're old enough to tell the difference anyway.

Hey, I've had sex with men plenty older than you. They seemed to like it okay.

Didn't say you didn't and didn't say they didn't. And then of course there is the little annoying factor of I'm technically speaking for someone at the moment. He would get cranky if I even thought of agreeing to this.

Edited 2008-01-18 03:29 (UTC)

*gasp!*

I didn't know you were ~*monogamous*~. I don't want to be a homewrecker.

Oh for the love of god...

Technicalities ... but I wouldn't sleep with you even if I was single (which I technically am) Its nothing personal, but like I said before, you're not my type.

Edited 2008-01-18 03:35 (UTC)

I think you're confused.

Whateva.