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...Good food? Going to waste?

And it's all that stupid Vegeta's fault. He's so childish. Doesn't he know not EVERYONE has the money to throw at groceries? And because he made it so Goku can't eat, perfectly good food will spoil.

HE'S SUCH A JERK.

...Would you like some noodles?

Yes... The prince does leave a lot to be desired.

...You are most kind, Ma'am. I can't remember the last good meal that I've had. ~~And unlike the one who, while kindly providing me much food, brought me a bear, I understand that quantity and quality are different. Quantity does not automatically equal quality..~~

He's not a prince. He's a savage.

~~I'm still not certain how my boys manage without me. Catching fish and roasting dinosaurs. It's just barbaric. A nice sit-down dinner is best.~~

*passes over a heaping plate* Here you are.

I agree wholeheartedly, Ma'am.

~~I will admit to Saiyan blood, but.. Hmph. My upbringing was quite different. Survival training has a whole different meaning for me.~~

...Thank you. It smells wonderful!

Well, I'm glad somebody does. Gohan and Goku are of the opinion he "just needs time".

~~Fortunately I've never had to try and live on my own in the wilderness. My idea of survival would be screaming until Goku came and brought me back.~~

Aw. You're welcome. I hope you like it.

He is hopeless.

~~My idea of survival is being the head of an army, coming back in victory and getting fed.~~

It's very good, Ma'am. ..Better than the cooks my lord had, I think...

Now, that's a bit harsh. I just think he's a loose cannon and things are going to be more tense.

~~...Well. That'd do it too.~~

You flatter me! *smilesmile, ladels more food onto her plate in a reward*

There's bad blood between myself and the family. I don't tend to like them.

~~Yes... Keeps the fighting sharp, but dulls the 'survival' part! Not good for a general suddenly without her commander..~~

..*makes note that compliments mean more food* Oh. And I would be willing to compensate you for the cost of what I eat. I have only jewelry, but a few of the pieces must surely be worth something on this planet.

I can understand that, of course. I think Vegeta enjoys making enemies more than friends.

*too proud* No. It's fine, I had already bought the food, someone was going to eat it. I don't need compensation.

And he was the same way when he was little.

Thank you very much. You are most kind.

Tch. Men. I'm glad I picked a good one.

Thank you.

...It....smells...so...good!

*sniffs and groans as his stomach rumbles*

*hits him upside the head* IT TASTES GOOD TOO. IF YOU HADN'T BEEN AN IDIOT AND PROVOKED VEGETA YOU COULD BE EATING IT.

*chuckle* Now you sound like a parent.

Is it so obvious? *beams*

He's the light of my life, my Gohan. And YOU need some meat on your bones. *passes a heaping plate of noodles, chicken and rice and an eggroll* Eat.

Only from one to another, I'd say. I have a daughter, myself.

*... blinks* Er, thank you?

Oh! How lovely! I always wanted a daughter.

*smiles* You're very welcome, Sir.

This food...is it free?

It is! Are you hungry? Oh! You look so THIN! You need to eat!

WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SAYING THAT I AM A PERFECTLY OKAY SIZE OKAY

...

I would like some food please.

I DON'T KNOW. BUT I AM A MOTHER AND SO EVERYTHING LOOKS TOO SKINNY TO ME.

....^_^

*passes him a plate teeming with chicken and rice with noodles and broccoli, an eggroll balancing at the top of the pile of food*

OKAY I GUESS THAT MAKES SENSE

Ooh! Chicken. *om nom nom*

YOU BETTER BET YOUR LIFE ON IT.

^.^ Enjoy.

Oh ma'am, this smells really good...