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What does that mean?

Heeey, melty cheese man. Long time no see. And it's, uh, nothing really. It's kind of this stupid thing. I'm starting to think that one of my co workers really still believes in Bloody Mary. (You know, the lady that pulls people down into toilets when you sit on them too long?)

Yeah, I'm serious.

That's me. *gives a wave in case that would help Jim remember who he was* I haven't seen you around lately. Been busy?

I've never heard of this Bloody Mary person. Is she supposed to me some kind of ghost?

Yeah, I've been out of town for a little while now. Just visiting the family for the holidays. How about you, man?

She's a ghost, yeah. A spirit that haunts toilets.

Since I've seen you last I had a birthday party and got a girlfriend. The girl wasn't a birthday present though. She came separate.

That's stupid. Of all things to haunt she could pick something else. Like a snowglobe factory.

Ohhh, hey. Congrats. And happy belated birthday.

I couldn't agree more. But when you're killed in a bathroom there really aren't many choices available. I'm guessing it was either toilet, or air vent and she went with toilet.

Thank you to both. I suppose that would make it a thank you thank you. You know, it's double this way. I had a really great party. You would have had fun. There were cheese cubes.

But can't ghosts go through walls and things?

Cheese cubes, huh? Not bad. My favorite are the white ones with the orange swirls. No idea what they're called, but they are. amazing. Seriously. It's like an incredible cheese montage.

Next time, I'll be sure to drop by.

Aaand, yeah. Apparently sewers, too.

Yes, definitely yes, I agree. They're cheesy swirls of goodness. I think they're some kind of "jack" cheese. What person named Jack decided to name more than one cheese after himself?

Because that's where the poo goes?

JIM!

*throws his arms up in a celebratory motion*

I haven't seen y'around at all lately. Th'office hasn't been th'same without you an' your pranks, mate.

OOC: Sorry for the seriously informal post -- Gav's an Office OC, and the Jim he'd been RPing with ended up being his best friend. He's since gone into virtual retirement, so .. Gav got excited to see Jim around. (;