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Duct tape and knife fixes everything.

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I prefer a rope soaked in gasoline but hey, whatever floats your boat.

A rope soaked in gasoline fixes everything for you?

Well ... not everythin', but it sure is useful.

I've used it a few times myself in a tough situation.

What? You need an excuse?

You don't?

Where's the fun in that?

Duct tape no, knife yes.

With duct tape a better combination.

You not strong enough to hold them there? *snorts, smirking*

Wait! Hold what down?

The person you're using the knife on. *smirks more*

You're not related to Murdoc are ya?

Who the fuck is Murdoc?

I'll take that as a no. He's an assassin.

I don't get paid to kill.

Political ideology?

The fuck? I kill because it's fun.

For fun? You wouldn't happen to be in a nice 8 by 12 foot room would you?

Nope. *grins*

... like what?

(ooc: *squeals* MacGyver!)

Well, the last time I used it was to torpedo a beer keg to get me out of a tricky situation.

[ooc: yay a MacGyver fan!]

How do you torpedo something with duct tape?

I taped the waste can full of kindling to the keg, lit that and it became a torpedo.

[MacGyverism stolen from Gunz 'n Boys episode]

And string. You can't forget string. Or wire.

String and wire are definitely good to have on hand.

And explosives. *is jabbed by Kale* Ow! Hey!

You can always make your explosives if you have the right stuff laying around. I always bring my duct tape and Swiss Army knife with me wherever I go.

Exactly. *Smirks at Trever*

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