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Oh, I hate being bored myself.

Just what sort of entertainment are you looking for, then?

I'm pretty sure that no one likes it.

The only kind of entertainment.

Meow.

Well, I've done my share of procuring. ~~Mind you, there's always a price.~~

So do we prefer the lasses or the laddies? Blondes or brunettes? Conventional pretty, or something a little more exotic?

Procuring? I don't need someone to go out and find someone to fuck me. I can do that all my my own. Quite easily.

Double meow.

Those you find must not be very interesting, though, if you're asking for entertainment up above.

*smirks*

It was simply to scan my options.

Oh? Weeding out the herd for that choicest bit of meat, best-suited to holding your interest four seconds longer than the other delights to be had?

Do they get bonus points if they can juggle? That's entertaining.

I get easily bored with anything less than the best anymore.

No, I don't care what they can do outside of the bedroom.

Have you ever tried just thinking for a bit?

All the time. It usually gets interrupted by all the hot guys who want to sleep with me.

Really. Then I can't imagine why you'd be bored.

I have to wait for the next wave, I went through the first one pretty quick. *smirks*

You must be proud of yourself.

Something like that. Actually, exactly like that.

Wonderful.

So glad you approve.

Did I say I did?

Did I say I cared?

I'm quite sure that you don't.

Glad we figured that out.

Well, then. I hope you find something entertaining enough for your standards, whatever they may be.

Thanks Pops.

Pops?

Thats what I said.

I'll give you a word of advice. You really don't want to mess with me.

And I'll give you a few words of advice. You need to chill the fuck out.

I'll take that under consideration.

I'm sure you're not used to hearing this, but...no.

*laughs* Feel good about yourself now? Because I still feel great about me.

*snorts*

No, I feel about the same. Cocky and slightly aggressive. A little hungover, but that's nothing to do with you.

*slight smirk*

A hangover is the sign of either a really good night, or a really shitty one. So which is it?

*smirks back and takes a drag*

Good. The parts I remember anyway.

Well we wouldn't fucking want that now would we?

What's the matter, forgot how to entertain yourself?

Why entertain yourself when you can have someone do it for you?

Ok, you got me there on that point.

What about you? You seem like you've got some time on your hands.

Time is all I got some days and on others, too busy to notice boredom. What ya got in mind?

Edited 2008-02-03 20:38 (UTC)

Uh huh. *Seems uninterested until the last part*

You, in my bed, we cure the boredom, you leave.

Works for me.

Should have asked this earlier in the application process, but, you bottom?

I can if need be. I do both.

Great. Follow me.

*follows. Why the hell not?*

[[ooc- Not sure I have time for a full length thread this week. We can fade here, assume they did it. And we can assume Tea bottomed?]]

[[meant to add, meaning I have other threads owed and it wouldn't be fair to them]]