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I thought I had attitude problems!

Aw, chin up chipper monkey. Don't be talkin' down on yo' badself.

Think I've met someone with a worse attitude problem then me. If that's possible.

Nah, think positive. I betcha you could beat 'em.

I am an asshole, you'd think so.

Yeah.

Hey, ya wanna steal a billion bucks from some dumb 'ho?

Clicks his lighter shut.

What's the catch?

No catch.

Or, prolly some guys might come after us an' try an' pound our faces in, but how's that new?

Sounds simple enough. I'm in.

Uh oh. Someone piss in your Wheaties?

Names Abby.

(ooc: *dies*)

Ah. See? Leave it to a girl. She'll always have a bigger attitude and better jewelry than you. You'll get used to it.

Any helpful suggestions?

You mean other than just accept it and deal?

Hmm. Have you tried asking her out to dinner?