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Oh, I have been on many a job retreat. I feel bad for you. I wish I could kill you, but I don't think it would help, I'm pretty sure that stuff haunts your afterlife.

This is pretty much group therapy.. in a secluded mansion.

Talk about a premise for a bad slasher fic.

Well, if it does turn into a bad slasher fic, at least that would be interesting right? I just can't stand being with so many people in a closed space for that long. I would probably be the killer.

I wanted to get out of going to jail, not get out of living.

Right, well you do what you have to. Still, I do feel bad for you, those things are never fun.

Yeah. It'll probably just be totally dull.

I know mine was. So wait, what is this for?

Got convicted of vehicular manslaughter, and I could either take a jail sentence or try out this "alternative treatment." So me other dregs of society are getting shipped off to this out-of-the-way house in the middle of nowhere for three months.

Wow, well it has to be better than jail right? But that sucks, big time.

Unless it turns out to be the headquarters for some cult needing human sacrifices..

True but the chances of that have to be at least 60/40 hopefully more in your favor.

Sounds interesting. Where is it?

Interesting? Bull.

Some mansion a nutcase millionaire built in the middle of nowhere and then donated to this group of hippies. They won't tell us exactly where it is.

"They"? Who are "they"? That's...sounds like a plot of a horror movie. In fact, that's actually one I saw: House on Haunted Hill.

Leslie Morrow and James Davin. They're obviously trying out some kind of "alternate" for prisons and bull like that for "young people that have lost their way." If this turns out to be some kind of f'ing religious "retreat," screw the law, I'm killing.

And yeah. I think it sounds like a set-up straight from the movies. One where everybody dies.

I'm afraid I don't know those names, though they sound vaguely familiar. And you said they have told you very little of what you can expect? Do you know any background on these two individuals? That may give you some insight on what they have planned for you.

*nod* And I hate saying that, but...the lack of information bothers me.

I just know the judge told me that I could either go to prison or go on this "wellness retreat" for three f'ing months. And since I turned eighteen and got tried as an adult.. it would've actually been jail, not juvie. So, I signed up for the stupid-fest.

Totally taking a camera, though. If I'm going to get attacked by some maniac or f'ed up cult, I'm going to have pictures to prove it!

Ohh, I see. Three months isn't that long of a time. It may seem like it, but it's really not. If you find something there that works for you, the time will go much faster.

You may want to take a cellphone too, if those are allowed.

Nah, not that long, but it's going to be boring.

Ha! Would it be a horror set-up if I could take my cell? No cells, no TVs, no radios. No contact with the outside world is going to be allowed.

I say they're going to sacrifice us or something.