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[silenziosa-odio.livejournal.com]

I'll take both their tongues, damnit.

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[campjesus]

What if they learned sign language?

[silenziosa-odio.livejournal.com]

...At least I wouldn't hear it.

[campjesus]

True. It'd get all violent though, probably. Body parts flying everywhere.

[silenziosa-odio.livejournal.com]

They won' fight. No' like that. They would be too afraid of what I would do to them. *Sort of like how the mob is afraid of the Mob Boss.*

[campjesus]

I bet.
Are you okay?

[vitaedolce.livejournal.com]

The tongue is actually ridiculously long. The whole thing or just the visible part?

[silenziosa-odio.livejournal.com]

The part that lets them bicker. It makes my head hurt.

[vitaedolce.livejournal.com]

Alternatively you could tell them--I'm assuming they're adults, whoever they might be--to work it out away from you. If they're stressing you out, it's probably not something you actually need to think about.

I say this not knowing the context, though.

[silenziosa-odio.livejournal.com]

Context....is too long to explain. *He sighs*

An' they might kill each other if they go to far away. It is better just to cut out tongues. Then they will be near, but quiet.

[vitaedolce.livejournal.com]

Ye-eees, but...people can die from that, too! You'd have to cauterize it after, for one. Plus I think tongue removal would change most people drastically, and the change might not be one you like.

[anson-greene.livejournal.com]

*fidgets*

Jesus, Percy. I said I won't do it anymore.

[silenziosa-odio.livejournal.com]

*just hands over a gag with a look.*

[anson-greene.livejournal.com]

*stares down at it*

Uh.

*gulps*

Sorry. No more arguing, I promise.

[silenziosa-odio.livejournal.com]

Good.

[anson-greene.livejournal.com]

*slips his arms around Percy and gives him an apologetic kiss*

See, I can be quiet.

[lenfantperdu.livejournal.com]

You wouldn't want to take my tongue. I use it too well on you.

[silenziosa-odio.livejournal.com]

*stares. blinks.* Why do you have to say such things out loud?

[lenfantperdu.livejournal.com]

Just a reminder.

[silenziosa-odio.livejournal.com]

*sigh* I wish you wouldn'. *Look...almost polite.*

[lenfantperdu.livejournal.com]

Faudrait-il faire monsieur se sentir mieux si je l'ai dit ces choses en français?

*purrs* Vous savez que je suis un sale, sale garçon qui aime coller ma petite langue rose dans divers lieux une petite langue rose ne doit pas aller.

[draconian-fiend.livejournal.com]

You complicate things. Just slit their throats. *grin*

[silenziosa-odio.livejournal.com]

I don' want them dead. Just quiet.

[draconian-fiend.livejournal.com]

*frown*

Oh...

*smile*

Grab them around the throats and squeeze very hard. Crush their larynx?

[silenziosa-odio.livejournal.com]

*just...glares*

[draconian-fiend.livejournal.com]

...

Wh-What?

It is a perfectly good suggestion!

*holds out hands*

You don't want them dead and they get to keep their tongues.