sixwordstories | (no subject)

Current Mood: accomplished

(no subject)

For the God who has everything.

~~Happy Valentine's, Love. Enjoy World Domination.~~

Oh, my Gods! You know me so well!

I actually had one of these...

Well now you have a better one, because it was given by me. *shifty eyes and smiles* You like it?

And it's not a pile of ashes in the corner of the Underworld. Always a step up. *smiles and pecks her on the lips* Love it.

*laughs and pecks back* I'm glad. Happy Valentine's Day.

It is dangerous to give him ideas.

But he's terribly good looking when he's plotting.

If you say so.

He'll be fine. Last I heard it was Apollo plotting to revolt. *pause*

Hades could take Apollo.

Well, Apollo does get bored rather easily. I'm not surprised he'd try something like that.

I don't know. Hades isn't exactly know for his skills in battle.

That's what minions are for!

I believe in this context they would be better named cannon fodder.

Potato, po-tah-to.

*sighs* Hades, there is an art to victory. A skill that requires more than hundreds of soldiers to throw at the enemy.

Please. It less like art and more like Battleship.

You've been talking to Ares too much.

Ew. Now there's a blow to my ego.

I should apologize. After all, your ego is such a fragile thing, I'd hate to see it damaged.

Should but you're not gonna, right? You really shouldn't toy with my emotions like this.

Somehow, I think your ego will survive. Your emotions will too.

Luckily or else you'd be screwed.

Well, I still think you could take Apollo.

Oh, would I?

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only