*gives Anson a cheeky teddy bear wearing a fig leaf whilst carrying a sign saying ‘Let’s get bear naked!’ and one of those fancy bouquets that is made from fresh and chocolate-covered fruit and a real bouquet with tiger lilies and orchids and roses and bamboo and daises and tinsel and clover and green stuff AND A BOX OF CANDY*
*laughs and somehow manages to kiss him even with his arms full of all that wonderful stuff*
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Happy Valentine's Day, baby. And thank you.
*eagerly gives Arthur HIS Valentine's Day gifts...a stuffed giraffe with a sparkly bow around its neck, a huge bouquet of tulips, every color he could find, a pound of gourmet peanut butter fudge from Arthur's favorite candy shop, three cartons of Gitanes (wrapped up in white paper with tiny pink hearts to make it all romantical) and a six-pack of candy-flavored body paint (for later)*
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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Happy Valentine's Day, baby. And thank you.
*eagerly gives Arthur HIS Valentine's Day gifts...a stuffed giraffe with a sparkly bow around its neck, a huge bouquet of tulips, every color he could find, a pound of gourmet peanut butter fudge from Arthur's favorite candy shop, three cartons of Gitanes (wrapped up in white paper with tiny pink hearts to make it all romantical) and a six-pack of candy-flavored body paint (for later)*