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What does?

Cigarettes.

Guess I really will have to pay attention to your icons from now on.

Or you can just ask tweedle dumb and tweedle dumber for their input. They have this love affair with the sound of their own voices.

Apparently. How do you even put up with them?

I have a sick and twisted affection for the one that doubles as a candy machine.

Oh, why didn't I know about that before? I could've tried to get some free candy!

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abbytude.livejournal.com - 2008-02-16 23:40 (UTC) - Expand

What does?

Cancer sticks.

Ahh. That makes sense.

I wouldn't know.

Good for you.

It's a disgusting habit.

Servo: Ummm Hellooo! Picture? Cigarettes? Marlboro's? Right there above her post?
Crow: Granted we're robots, and we're not Einstein or Nietzche, but at least we're not BLIND either!

Servo: This SWS is brought you by Kool Cigarettes! Crappy Marlboro taste got you down? Why not try a refreshing, and Kooler taste?
Crow: And by the way kids, this is a joke. We don't really condone smoking.
Servo: *scoffs* Kids today!

Watch it, Tinker Toys. There's nothing wrong with asking for clarification.

Crow: Pfft. "Tinker Toys". I think of myself as more of an Erector Set, personally.

Servo: Well Jeez! How much clarification do you need? What does her icon have to be an animated GIF of her dragging on a cigarette, blowing out smoke, cringing in disgust, turning to the camera, pointing at the cigarette, and then mouthing the phrase "These CIGARETTES of mine taste like crap", while simultaneously the words flash brightly across the picture!!?
Crow: What'd ya THINK she was talking about? GAH!

Gee, I'm sorry that I stopped to think that it could've been some kind of symbolism. Where's the part where I get to smack you over the head with a Lincoln Log?

Crow: You try, and we'll K'Nex the HELL outta you!
Servo: Well honey, you know what they say... "Ask a stupid question..."

I wouldn't even need Legos to beat you two into the ground.

"Ask a stupid question, get the opportunity to break a robot in return"?

Crow: Go for it, ya Mega Blok-head!
Servo: ZING!

So which one of you doubles as an ash tray, smartasses?

*Immediately assumes a casual tone*
Oh hi Abby. I'll take care of it. I would appreciate it if you didn't ash in me of course, but I do have this souvenier PBS ashtray that I happen to keep on me for reasons unknown. Here ya go, honey.

My tastebuds might be shot thanks to smoking but there is nothing wrong with my hearing.

Must you insult and incite my friends?

Servo: Aww come on. We didn't really mean to hurt anyone. We were just playing around.
Crow: We were programmed to be smartasses, Abby. We're just as Joel made us.
Servo: And not everyone has to love us for it, they just shouldn't take us so personally.
Crow: Besides, we were all just having fun until MAMA GYPSY came in and spoiled everything.

Oh, the vacuum cleaner?
*shrugs*

No. Definitely not.