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Politics ...uhm, I don't get it.

No one does.

Oh thank God! I thought I was the only idiot out there.

...oh wait, I don't mean YOU are an idiot.

Ok, I'll shut up now.

Second time today I've been called an idiot.

*laughs*

Don't worry about it.

You've gotta be a bloodsucker to understand politics.

*eyes wide in shock*

YOu gotta deal with vamps too?

I talked to one once and he scared both me and dog ...bit-scratched Dog just a bit as well. But don't worry, he's not some crazed vampire dog or anything, now. I checked.

I fight 'em.

Yay!

Go get'em.

*grins and laughs*

*laughs a little too*

Glad to know someone's out there protecting us!

Don't try to sweetie, it'll just give you a headache. Does me.

Yeah, my head was starting to throb just a bit. *beams*

I reckon you gotta be a strange kind of person to find that stuff appealing.

Yeah, politicians are always talking about change but few rarely do. I should know, I can smell change in the air when it happens.

You can? Wow, that's... different! I mean, I can smell a change in the weather, like when it's going to rain but anything else... what does it smell like?

*chews on a bit of straw as he speaks*

Kinda fun when it's a good change, like candy. But more like a sewer when it's nothing good.

*scrunches nose* Well, hope most of them are good changes. Sewer smells are bad enough when they're of the sewer, but having to smell 'em at other times? That sucks.

(ooc will get to Tea rep by tomorrow night)

OK! *hugs* Back to the insanity for me tomorrow, only day off this month. :)

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