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Luke had a crush on Mom.

That was almost forty years ago, Diana.

Yes, but you're my brother-in-law. So I can tease you about it for the rest of your life.

To be fair, before you kids came around she and I were around the same age. I also didn't know she had kids until after I married Gwen.

I know. I remember. And it was closer to thirty years ago, actually.

I wasn't sure whether you remembered or not. You were only eight. *rolls eyes* Okay fine, but you get the point.

So? I remember stuff from before that.

Things you were interested in, perhaps. But as I recall you didn't concern yourself with the wedding so much.

Because I was eight.

I think you should be more scared of Mom than Grandma, Aunt Di.

Your Mom's not going to do anything to me, Gina. She expects stuff like this from me.