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Love my dress robes. They're great.

....lucky

Sarcasm!

I think it's illegal for dress robes to look good.

I think dress robes should be illegal.

Think we could start a petition?

When by 'we' we mean 'you.'

You wouldn't help?

Well, I'll sign your petition, but I'm not going to do much else.

but... you hate them as much as me!

But I only wear them about three days a year. Maximum.

but.... still.

Not very convincing.

...please?

Why?

Are they?

If you like florals they're just your thing.

UGH. *makes a face* That bad?

Devastating. The world will probably come to an end.

I can imagine. Any chance you could switch them out?

Not likely. It's just one night. I'll probably live, even without the world.

*laughs* Well that's good.