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[willbeateryouup.livejournal.com]

I've finally found my future wife.

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[thecharmingone.livejournal.com]

Hello.

[willbeateryouup.livejournal.com]

Dude.

I totally called dibs.

[thecharmingone.livejournal.com]

This is the 20th century, mate. A woman can no longer be called by dibs.

I'm a gentleman. I'm would ask Mr and Mrs August if I can take their daughter out. Then I would engage in some vigorous fingerbanging.

[willbeateryouup.livejournal.com]

That all depends on who gets to her first.
because you see, while you're schmoozing up to ol' Mister and Misses August, she and I will be going at it like it's judgment day in the coat-room.

[thecharmingone.livejournal.com]

You know what, you can have her. I bet her mum taught her everything she knows. You get Miss, I get Misses and Mister gets his right hand and a good long cry. Win-win-lose.

[playkeepaway.livejournal.com]

Isn' she a bit old for ya?

[willbeateryouup.livejournal.com]

She'll see past that...

[playkeepaway.livejournal.com]

Will she? Ya look too much like baby, if ya ask me.

[willbeateryouup.livejournal.com]

She probably prefers that.

[prettyakwrd.livejournal.com]

*blinks*

[willbeateryouup.livejournal.com]

these are called women

they have sex with you if you give them money.

[prettyakwrd.livejournal.com]

I...you...*seething glare* Fuck you...

[willbeateryouup.livejournal.com]

*grins*

And yes Rabastian, I'll give you a loan if you can spot her ten sickles.
Though I will charge you interest.

[thecharmingone.livejournal.com]

Hello.

[willbeateryouup.livejournal.com]

Dude.

I totally called dibs.

[thecharmingone.livejournal.com]

This is the 20th century, mate. A woman can no longer be called by dibs.

I'm a gentleman. I'm would ask Mr and Mrs August if I can take their daughter out. Then I would engage in some vigorous fingerbanging.

[willbeateryouup.livejournal.com]

That all depends on who gets to her first.
because you see, while you're schmoozing up to ol' Mister and Misses August, she and I will be going at it like it's judgment day in the coat-room.

[playkeepaway.livejournal.com]

Isn' she a bit old for ya?

[willbeateryouup.livejournal.com]

She'll see past that...

[playkeepaway.livejournal.com]

Will she? Ya look too much like baby, if ya ask me.

[willbeateryouup.livejournal.com]

She probably prefers that.

[prettyakwrd.livejournal.com]

*blinks*

[willbeateryouup.livejournal.com]

these are called women

they have sex with you if you give them money.

[prettyakwrd.livejournal.com]

I...you...*seething glare* Fuck you...

[willbeateryouup.livejournal.com]

*grins*

And yes Rabastian, I'll give you a loan if you can spot her ten sickles.
Though I will charge you interest.