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[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

Wish I weren't "the other man."

Comments

[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

Hey, kid. No woman is worth that.

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

I'm not a "kid". And how would you know?

[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

Well, maybe you yourself are of limited worth. I was giving you the benefit of the doubt.

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

Why are we debating human value anyway?

[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

Well, maybe one female is worth two males where you're from. Don't mind me. It's just that I wouldn't put up with it. Then again, I don't put up with much.

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

It's... not like that.

[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

I'm listening. For now.

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

There's a woman I'm attracted to who already has someone she's interested in. That's what I meant.

[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

And you like this broad a lot.

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

The commander is not a "broad"!

[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

...the Commander? You're macking on a superior officer?

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

No, I... there's no... "macking" going on.

And it's perfectly acceptable for my people to fraternize with their... superiors.

[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

Asking for trouble, brother.

What's your name, anyway?

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

I'm not your brother...

Garrus Vakarian, under Commander Shepard of the Alliance Marines.

[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you're damn straight you aren't my brother, ugly.

Figures, you're a fucking jarhead.

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

... Lucky me.

A what?

[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

An order-swallowing grunt with a cavernous space between his sonic receptors.

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

Hardly.

Keyword is relevant. 8D

[vanguardspectre.livejournal.com]

Come on. Chin up, Garrus. Nobody likes a sad-sack.

Same.

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

...

Commander!

And more of the same...

[vanguardspectre.livejournal.com]

...What?

Tohoho~

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

...

Nothing, ma'am. I uh. Hello.

oh god poor bb

[vanguardspectre.livejournal.com]

Are you all right...? You look kind of... ill.

Durr hurr 8B

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

I'm fine! Perfectly fine!

[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

Hey, kid. No woman is worth that.

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

I'm not a "kid". And how would you know?

[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

Well, maybe you yourself are of limited worth. I was giving you the benefit of the doubt.

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

Why are we debating human value anyway?

[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

Well, maybe one female is worth two males where you're from. Don't mind me. It's just that I wouldn't put up with it. Then again, I don't put up with much.

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

It's... not like that.

[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

I'm listening. For now.

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

There's a woman I'm attracted to who already has someone she's interested in. That's what I meant.

[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

And you like this broad a lot.

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

The commander is not a "broad"!

[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

...the Commander? You're macking on a superior officer?

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

No, I... there's no... "macking" going on.

And it's perfectly acceptable for my people to fraternize with their... superiors.

[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

Asking for trouble, brother.

What's your name, anyway?

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

I'm not your brother...

Garrus Vakarian, under Commander Shepard of the Alliance Marines.

[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you're damn straight you aren't my brother, ugly.

Figures, you're a fucking jarhead.

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

... Lucky me.

A what?

[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

An order-swallowing grunt with a cavernous space between his sonic receptors.

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

Hardly.

Keyword is relevant. 8D

[vanguardspectre.livejournal.com]

Come on. Chin up, Garrus. Nobody likes a sad-sack.

Same.

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

...

Commander!

And more of the same...

[vanguardspectre.livejournal.com]

...What?

Tohoho~

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

...

Nothing, ma'am. I uh. Hello.

oh god poor bb

[vanguardspectre.livejournal.com]

Are you all right...? You look kind of... ill.

Durr hurr 8B

[turian_honor.livejournal.com]

I'm fine! Perfectly fine!