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[mybrotherisevil.livejournal.com]

Nathie! How come its about sex?

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[humanmapquest.livejournal.com]

It's because boys like to put their magic seed in women because women have an egg, and boys have magic seeds, and when the egg and the magic seed meet they form a baby. They have to wrestle and be really loud at first, though.

[mybrotherisevil.livejournal.com]

That doesn't explain why it has to be about the sex though.

[humanmapquest.livejournal.com]

You know when grownups say that boys only think about one thing when they're teenagers and adults?

That's what they think about.

[mybrotherisevil.livejournal.com]

I've never heard them say that.

[familycadet.livejournal.com]

. . . What?

[mybrotherisevil.livejournal.com]

Gabbie said it was about the sex and to ask you.

[familycadet.livejournal.com]

I swear I'm gonna kill him Gabe is just being an asshole jerk.

[mybrotherisevil.livejournal.com]

Cause he said he made good girls go bad. That's not good.

[familycadet.livejournal.com]

No, it isn't good. Gabe is a very bad little boy. It's why Santa hates him.

[mybrotherisevil.livejournal.com]

Didn't know Santa could hate people... [frowns]

[familycadet.livejournal.com]

He normally can't. Just Gabe.

[mybrotherisevil.livejournal.com]

Can't we fix it?

[familycadet.livejournal.com]

Gabe has to be good.

[mybrotherisevil.livejournal.com]

Oh...

[familycadet.livejournal.com]

So you'll have to talk to him.

[mybrotherisevil.livejournal.com]

But he doesn't listen to me.

[humanmapquest.livejournal.com]

It's because boys like to put their magic seed in women because women have an egg, and boys have magic seeds, and when the egg and the magic seed meet they form a baby. They have to wrestle and be really loud at first, though.

[mybrotherisevil.livejournal.com]

That doesn't explain why it has to be about the sex though.

[humanmapquest.livejournal.com]

You know when grownups say that boys only think about one thing when they're teenagers and adults?

That's what they think about.

[mybrotherisevil.livejournal.com]

I've never heard them say that.

[familycadet.livejournal.com]

. . . What?

[mybrotherisevil.livejournal.com]

Gabbie said it was about the sex and to ask you.

[familycadet.livejournal.com]

I swear I'm gonna kill him Gabe is just being an asshole jerk.

[mybrotherisevil.livejournal.com]

Cause he said he made good girls go bad. That's not good.

[familycadet.livejournal.com]

No, it isn't good. Gabe is a very bad little boy. It's why Santa hates him.

[mybrotherisevil.livejournal.com]

Didn't know Santa could hate people... [frowns]

[familycadet.livejournal.com]

He normally can't. Just Gabe.

[mybrotherisevil.livejournal.com]

Can't we fix it?

[familycadet.livejournal.com]

Gabe has to be good.

[mybrotherisevil.livejournal.com]

Oh...

[familycadet.livejournal.com]

So you'll have to talk to him.

[mybrotherisevil.livejournal.com]

But he doesn't listen to me.