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[alastgoodbye.livejournal.com]

Should stop reading romance novels. Really.

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[bcassidy.livejournal.com]

Do they put you to sleep?

[alastgoodbye.livejournal.com]

Gosh, I wish. They make me all weepy, horny and lonely. Which is probably why I should stop reading them so much - they'll rot my brain.

[bcassidy.livejournal.com]

Weepy. Horny. Lonely. Yes, you should probably change what you're reading, for two of those three words anyway.

[alastgoodbye.livejournal.com]

What do you suggest? I'll be on desk duty soon enough, and I'll need something to keep my mind off hitting my supervisor for putting me there.

[bcassidy.livejournal.com]

Desk duty? What's your job?

[alastgoodbye.livejournal.com]

I'm a FDNY paramedic.

[bcassidy.livejournal.com]

A paramedic. *he smiles* Brian Cassidy, NYPD. *he introduces himself*

[alaskankennedy.livejournal.com]

I've never really cared for them. They're too unrealistic.

[alastgoodbye.livejournal.com]

I know, but I can't help it.

[alaskankennedy.livejournal.com]

You're only hurting yourself. Kind of how Disney broadcasts that princess crap to little girls... I'm not trying to sound like a jerk but, god, those are high standards.

[alastgoodbye.livejournal.com]

Hm. Yeah. I hear ya. I'm sure they'll rot my brain but they're incredibly addictive.

[alaskankennedy.livejournal.com]

Can I ask why? I really want to know.

[alastgoodbye.livejournal.com]

I don't know. I'm a lonely, single, pregnant woman. Also, I get bored home alone.

[bcassidy.livejournal.com]

Do they put you to sleep?

[alastgoodbye.livejournal.com]

Gosh, I wish. They make me all weepy, horny and lonely. Which is probably why I should stop reading them so much - they'll rot my brain.

[bcassidy.livejournal.com]

Weepy. Horny. Lonely. Yes, you should probably change what you're reading, for two of those three words anyway.

[alastgoodbye.livejournal.com]

What do you suggest? I'll be on desk duty soon enough, and I'll need something to keep my mind off hitting my supervisor for putting me there.

[bcassidy.livejournal.com]

Desk duty? What's your job?

[alastgoodbye.livejournal.com]

I'm a FDNY paramedic.

[alaskankennedy.livejournal.com]

I've never really cared for them. They're too unrealistic.

[alastgoodbye.livejournal.com]

I know, but I can't help it.

[alaskankennedy.livejournal.com]

You're only hurting yourself. Kind of how Disney broadcasts that princess crap to little girls... I'm not trying to sound like a jerk but, god, those are high standards.

[alastgoodbye.livejournal.com]

Hm. Yeah. I hear ya. I'm sure they'll rot my brain but they're incredibly addictive.

[alaskankennedy.livejournal.com]

Can I ask why? I really want to know.

[alastgoodbye.livejournal.com]

I don't know. I'm a lonely, single, pregnant woman. Also, I get bored home alone.