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...Should maybe consider Porthos official treatment.

Porthos?

The beagle.

Ah, yes. How would he be 'official treatment?'

There's a lot to be said for canine comfort, Spock.

Such as what?

Such as they're warm and furry and comforting to have around.

Ah. I do understand humans take great comfort in that, so perhaps it is a valid thought.

'Perhaps'?

I do not have experience with such matters, so I would not be a valid source.

None?

I do not need to be comforted, thus I do not derive comfort from the sources you do.

You're telling me that Vulcans don't have any affinity for fluffy creatures?

Not above any other creature.

So if you compared a cockroach and... say, Porthos, here, you'd find absolutely no preferance for Porthos over the cockroach.

My preference would have nothing to do with the fact that he is furry and the cockroach is not.

How about cuteness?

No.

Wanna bet?

What is your proposition?

[GO PORTHOS GO, AND BE ADORABLE WITH SPOCK.]