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You're just saying that because I allowed you to throw fireballs into the pool. And remember what I said? No telling Helen until I get that burnt spot on the wall cleaned up, all right?

*giggles* I think she may already know.

Oh, really? And how did she find out?

*whispers* I think she can read minds 'cause she knows EVERYTHING!

*laughs a little* She can't. She just likes to act like she does so people confess things to her. And don't tell her I said that or she'll make me sleep on the couch tonight.

*giggles* Okay, Daddy! *jumps on him*

Hi Alex!

Didjya meet your daddy?

Vibs!

I did! He's really nice and we live in a HUGE house. It's really cool here! There's a mermaid and Bigfoot lives here, too! You should come visit me!

Wow! That's awesome!

I'll have to ask my mommy, but I bet she'd let me.

Yay! I'm sure my daddy and his girlfriend won't mind if I have a friend over.

Maybe I could bring my pet hamsters over too!

That would be so cool!

Maybe my Daddy and Helen will let me get a pet.

My daddy's better.

No he's not!

He sure as hell is.

You said a bad word!

And my daddy's still tons better than yours!

My daddy could beat up your daddy.

Bet he couldn't! My daddy is really, really smart and he's a vampire!

Ooooh, so your daddy's crazy. Or else you're reeeeeal gullible.

*glares* What do you mean by that?

I advise investing in a dictionary.

*makes a small fireball in her hand* You better be nice or I'll burn you.

Dads are pretty cool, usually.

This is the first time I've had a Daddy so I wasn't too sure.