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Thank you for not barfing, dog.

Ah, the things they do for us.

He ate my Chex Mix, though.

That bastard.

Heartless beast.

Now you're talking about your fiance.

No, see, you've confused "heartless" with "sexy".

Ohh... oops. I should tell Jack. He'll be so relieved.

*laughs* But seriously, you think my man's heartless?

Nah, I was just being a jerrrk. Sorry, in retrospect it really wasn't that funny.

Naaah, you, jerky, never. No worries. I thought...uncharitable things at first too...

[snorts] This guy put me in an off mood today, is all.

Oooo...bad day?

Yeah, I guess.

Aw. Those suck balls, no lie....