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Maybe I could help you, baby!

oh, sweetie. Do you know anything about organic chemistry?

I...er...is that anything like potions?

Not... exactly...?

Oh. Well, do you have a question? Maybe I can answer it!

Name five polymers and their uses with modern technology?

*blinks at her* ... I can look it up on the internet?

*soft laugh* It's okay, dear. I'll just stay after tomorrow night and go over it with the professor.

NO! Er...what I mean to say is that we can figure this out together. Everything's on the internet!

Somehow I feel like that would be cheating. I'll check my notes again, they must be in here somewhere...

How is it cheating? If it's in your notes and you're going to use it from there, how is that any different? It's just easier to search on here.

Please don't stay late again, please?

Because if it's in my notes, it indicates I was paying attention in the first place.

I'm sorry about last time, sweetie. It couldn't be helped. I'll try, all right?

I never paid attention in class...

Please try, please? I get so lonely when you're not here.

Well, I don't think I'll pass this course if I don't pay attention. It's a lot harder than I thought.

I will. But don't worry, once we move Blair's going to come stay with you during the day so you won't be lonely.

Oh.

I love Blair, you know I do. But...it's not the same. ~~I can't have sex with Blair!~~