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[of-bad-habits.livejournal.com]

I'm the Destroyer. Give me sex.

Comments

[corvo-01.livejournal.com]

Great chat up line dude.

[of-bad-habits.livejournal.com]

*smiles* Why thank you, dude.

[cielo-y-tierra.livejournal.com]

Shiva, you really need to stop this.

[of-bad-habits.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[of-bad-habits.livejournal.com]

*grins* I know what I want.

And who are you?

[mastertomonster.livejournal.com]

The sad part is that will likely work.

[of-bad-habits.livejournal.com]

Well, it was the intention for it work. Though I won't take just anyone. I do have standards, you know.

[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

War gods and sex.

*shakes head*

[of-bad-habits.livejournal.com]

*raises an eyebrow* I assume you are referring to the Greek gods.

Let me clear a few things up: 1. I am not a god of war. I'm a god of destruction. And I destroy evil. 2. I will not take someone unwillingly. I do not believe in forced sex. 3. Destruction isn't the only thing I'm the god of, I'm also the god of bad habits. So, understandably, I have quite a few of my own.

[dazzlingenergy.livejournal.com]

*eyes him*

And if I don't feel the need?

[of-bad-habits.livejournal.com]

*grins* I wouldn't force you. But you would be missing out...

[elementwizard.livejournal.com]

You look like you already have a sex.

[of-bad-habits.livejournal.com]

Yes. I do have a gender. Now I want intercourse.

[ifwebefriends.livejournal.com]

Any particular sort?

[of-bad-habits.livejournal.com]

The good sort.

[queen-c18.livejournal.com]

Well, you're more polite, at least.

[of-bad-habits.livejournal.com]

More polite than whom, may I ask?

[abbytude.livejournal.com]

Cigarettes I'll share.

Sex, no.

[of-bad-habits.livejournal.com]

*chuckles* It's better than nothing, right?

And I do thank you for the cigarette. It was most appreciated.

[his-justice.livejournal.com]

Not that I don't appreciate the situation but if it's all the same to you, I'd rather not.

[of-bad-habits.livejournal.com]

Are you sure? I make an excellent lover... *grins*

[burdentoaviper.livejournal.com]

You are not the only one with this title.

[of-bad-habits.livejournal.com]

Of course. My apologies. I was merely trying to fit it into six words.

[reportresurrect.livejournal.com]

No, but if you're real good I've got one hell of a Platypus impersonation for you.

[of-bad-habits.livejournal.com]

I really would like to see this.

[donanwoodswitch.livejournal.com]

Would you believe I've heard that before? Almost to the letter, actually.

[of-bad-habits.livejournal.com]

Have you? From who?