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We're up WAY past our bedtime...

Shall I put you to sleep?

Servo: Eh, no thanks. Besides, you already DID put me to sleep by the time I got to page 360 of "Return of Superman"
Crow: ZING!

Hm. Was that the part before or after I killed you?

Servo: Oh it was very well after!
Crow: Yeah, we were killed off by heavy-handed earnestness halfway through the "World Without" series.

Welcome! It's the Insomniac Club!

Servo: Wait, you guys have a CLUB? Wow!
Crow: I'd like to know about this club you speak of. What can you tell us about member benefits? Obligations? Meetings?
Servo: Secret handshakes? Fees? Community projects?

All the information (http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=10388) you need is right there.

Servo: Hmmm. Interesting. My friend and I shall take it under consideration.
Crow: No guarantees though. We've still got dues to pay for our Gouda of the Month Club membership.

Okeydokey, understandable.

Crow: *sigh* She's a good kid, Tom. So very understanding!
Servo: That she is, Crow. That she is.

I didn't know that robots slept.

Servo: Aw, hell. Of course we do! All machines need a good 40 winks every once in a while?
Crow: Yeah, your amusement park ride or factory machine breaks down? It just feels overworked. Your computer slows down and needs a reboot? Just a quick nap, and it's up and at 'em again.
Servo: So maybe we're not so different after all!

Maybe that explains the computer at work...

Servo: Exactly! So do your poor, tired, office-buddy/computer a favor, and next time you see him, offer to freshen up his coffee.
Crow: Works for US, I'll have you know.

Poor tired evil computer from hell office buddy.

And Make-Things will kill us if we get coffee on the computers again.

Servo: Well sorry, Al! Sheesh!
Crow: This is why we DON'T work for tech support.

Not you guys. You guys are great. It's the computer at work that's evil.

Servo: Is it a Windows M/E? If so, I think you're understating it a bit.
Crow: I'm guessing Mac OS X, personally.

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