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Marriage: one part love, two compromise.

My marriages generally consist of two parts lust and one part murder. But admittedly that's just me.

I imagine that's why you have 'marriages' and not 'marriage'.

Quite possibly. But on the plus side I never have to pay alimony.

This is true. I'd say it's amazing that you still have women wanting to marry you, but you're rich which causes an amazing amount of blindness.

Seeing how the women are the ones trying to kill me I think I'm in the clear on this one.

Oh! My mistake.

But I understand. My in-laws try to kill me.

I think that applies to any relationship.

Any relationship you wish to work.

Exactly. *nods*

Marriage, I think, is the most complicated of relationships though.

Very true. Takes a lot of work to get there, and more to stay there.

At least the ones you want to work and last. Some people *head shake* just see it as... another form of ... I don't know...

They just don't take it seriously, I know what you mean.

They take vows that are meaningless. If they don't such vows seriously then they take nothing else seriously or make nothing else sacred.

People are stupid.

They are. And yet somehow they manage to run the world.