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[luthor-legacy.livejournal.com]

Note to self: NO MORE BRUNETTES.

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[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

You're telling me.

[luthor-legacy.livejournal.com]

You should aim for no more plug-ins.

[oh-shiney.livejournal.com]

Bad day in the dating pool there?

[luthor-legacy.livejournal.com]

Try bad years. It seems I have the strange talent for attracting gold diggers, homicidal maniacs or whiny drama queens.

[hidden-sith.livejournal.com]

What about red-heads?

[luthor-legacy.livejournal.com]

Too Freudian. Mom was a red head.

[osborn.livejournal.com]

Hahahahahaha

[luthor-legacy.livejournal.com]

Go ahead Osborn. Yuck it up.

You know you're the first brunette that tried to kill me.

Driving lessons ring a bell, Mr. 'I don't know how to work a clutch'

[queen-c18.livejournal.com]

Oh, we're not all bad!

[luthor-legacy.livejournal.com]

So far the ones I've married have all tried to kill me.

I think I have a right to be brunette shy.

[paranoiainblood.livejournal.com]

I've got to start doing that about blondes. Seriously.

[luthor-legacy.livejournal.com]

Really? They can't possibly be more trouble than my brunette ex-wives.

[is-inyourdreams.livejournal.com]

heh Wow. This has got to be the saddest whiniest thing I have read all day. All of you boys just sitting about bitching about ex-wives and ex-girlfriends like hair color had anything to do with it.

Seriously, a few of you "men" need to cowboy up a little.

[luthor-legacy.livejournal.com]

Consider me duly chastised. Or I possibly would be were I to give a fuck.

[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

Now, are you prepared to save a horse?

[mastertomonster.livejournal.com]

Perhaps swear off lovers all together? If they are so much trouble.

[luthor-legacy.livejournal.com]

That seems rash. Baby steps is the way to go. Like swearing off the ones that try to kill me.

[justalilcontact.livejournal.com]

You just need a little variation.

[luthor-legacy.livejournal.com]

Is that so, Miss...?

[psyche-soul.livejournal.com]

Are you saying there is something wrong with them?

[luthor-legacy.livejournal.com]

Not all brunettes, just the ones that I become romantically entangled with.

[abbytude.livejournal.com]

What's wrong with brunettes?

[luthor-legacy.livejournal.com]

Phobic. It's even worse around brunette doctors.

Are you feeling any homicidal urges coming on?

[batcrazycatlady.livejournal.com]

I'M NOT A BRUNETTE! I HAVE RED HAIR!

*SHAKES HER HEAD AND RED HAIR AND CAT HAIR FLY EVERYWHERE!*

[benditlikebea.livejournal.com]

What if they USED to be blond? *smirk* Or could end up being a red head before it's all said and done?