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[cielo-y-tierra.livejournal.com]

Who can teach me something new?

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[ladyemmacrouch.livejournal.com]

What do you want to learn?

[cielo-y-tierra.livejournal.com]

I'd like to learn about anything modern. Maybe something that has been invented within the past ten years?

[ladyemmacrouch.livejournal.com]

Well, the Nimbus 3000 is fairly new. *Accios the broom, holding it out to him* it's a broom for Quidditch.

[cielo-y-tierra.livejournal.com]

*smiles, looking at it with wide eyed fascination* I understand that it flies, but what is Quidditch?

[thousandenemies.livejournal.com]

I could always give it a go if you'd like?

[cielo-y-tierra.livejournal.com]

That would be fantastic! What can you show me?

[thousandenemies.livejournal.com]

*hops closer* Well, what would you like to learn. *smile* I don't want to enable you too much, after all.

[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

No, Kets.

Today, you teach me something.

[cielo-y-tierra.livejournal.com]

Like what?

Though this is my topic. I'm allowed to learn rather than teach.

[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

You're being selfish, hording all that knowledge.

Especially after...*sniff*...I taught you...*sniff*

[vitaedolce.livejournal.com]

HMM. Any particular field?

[cielo-y-tierra.livejournal.com]

Modern human technology! I am learning much about computers lately.

[vitaedolce.livejournal.com]

I should teach you how to run a DJ booth.

[campjesus]

...Can you tie cherry stems into knots with your tongue? That's about the extent of my skill set.

[cielo-y-tierra.livejournal.com]

I have never tried it. Is there a certain technique involved?

[campjesus]

It involves tongue-dexterity! I seriously sat in front of a mirror for like three months learning to do it, it was pathetic.

[batcrazycatlady.livejournal.com]

*STARES*

I CAN TEACH YOU TO LOVE CATS!

YOU ARE PRETTY! MAKE ME PREGNANT!

[cielo-y-tierra.livejournal.com]

I do like cats. They're fascinating animals.

Thank you, you are very kind. *chooses not to touch the "pregnant" comment*

[batcrazycatlady.livejournal.com]

...........

YOU LIKE CATS?

*GOES TO HANG ON HIS ARM* MARRY ME!

[his-justice.livejournal.com]

What, no demands?

I'd offer but I'm not sure there's anything I could teach you that you don't already know.

[cielo-y-tierra.livejournal.com]

When have I ever demanded anything? I think you are confusing me with someone.

You could tell me a riddle I haven't heard before.

[his-justice.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Let's see:

The maker doesn't want it, the buyer doesn't use it and the user doesn't see it. What is it?

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What do you want to learn?

[cielo-y-tierra.livejournal.com]

I would like to learn about modern things. Preferably something invented within the last ten or twenty years. I am trying to not be quite so old fashioned.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_call_me_snake_/]

Christ, leaves a lot of shit. Any area you're interested in?