http://batcrazycatlady.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] batcrazycatlady.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] sixwordstories2008-02-21 02:20 pm
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*COCKS SHOTGUN*

LEAVE MY CATS ALONE!
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[identity profile] adam-weasley.livejournal.com 2008-02-21 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
*rubs against her*
Merr?

[identity profile] batcrazycatlady.livejournal.com 2008-02-21 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
WHAT'S THIS?? A CAT!

*COOS*

Well, aren't you just a pretty, wittle baby? Aren't you just the sweetest thing??

[identity profile] adam-weasley.livejournal.com 2008-02-21 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
*purrs and looks up at her, smiling in that way cats do.*

Merrrr.

[identity profile] batcrazycatlady.livejournal.com 2008-02-21 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
*reaches down and scratches his back*

You are just adorable! I'll take you home and love you and squeeze you and all the other boys will love you!!
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[personal profile] campjesus 2008-02-21 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
AUGH! *backs up* I didn't go near them!

[identity profile] batcrazycatlady.livejournal.com 2008-02-21 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
LIAR! YOU PUNKS ARE ALWAYS MESSING WITH MY BABIES!
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[personal profile] campjesus 2008-02-21 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't! I've never even seen your p--YOUR CATS! AAH! OH GOD!

[identity profile] batcrazycatlady.livejournal.com 2008-02-21 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU LIE! *POINTS SHOTGUN AT HIM*

GET OFF MY LAWN!!!
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[personal profile] campjesus 2008-02-21 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not on your lawn!

[identity profile] batcrazycatlady.livejournal.com 2008-02-21 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU ARE! YOU ARE! YOU'RE MESSING UP THE GRASS AND TORMENTING MY BOYS!

GO!! GET!! PUNKS! YOU'RE ALL PUNKS!

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[identity profile] if-i-had-words.livejournal.com 2008-02-21 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Fun. What I always wanted to do, play chicken with a crazy lady and her shotgun. *Grins.*

[identity profile] batcrazycatlady.livejournal.com 2008-02-21 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
DID YOU PLAY WITH MY CATS?

...

*winks at him* Would you like too?

[identity profile] if-i-had-words.livejournal.com 2008-02-21 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
*Amused.*

I got a tough guy image to maintain. I start playing with your pussy...cats people are going to talk.

[identity profile] batcrazycatlady.livejournal.com 2008-02-21 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
No. You must play with my CATS! YOU MUST! I BEG YOU!

[identity profile] if-i-had-words.livejournal.com 2008-02-21 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Whoa. Down gal. Do you really know how to use that shotgun?

[identity profile] batcrazycatlady.livejournal.com 2008-02-21 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
*looks at the shotgun*

Of course. A girl has to protect her cats.

[identity profile] his-justice.livejournal.com 2008-02-21 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about, Ma'am.

[identity profile] batcrazycatlady.livejournal.com 2008-02-21 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU'RE ONE OF THE PUNKS TORMENTING MY CATS, AREN'T YOU???

[identity profile] batcrazycatlady.livejournal.com 2008-02-21 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I THINK YOU ARE! I THINK YOU'RE ONE OF THE SLUTTY GIRLS AND WATCH AS THE PUNKS MESS WITH MY BABIES!!

[identity profile] his-justice.livejournal.com 2008-02-21 11:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Unconciously straightens her back. Torn between the urge to laugh and to ...well... frankly she hasn't any idea what to do.

Ma'am, firstly I would never allow anyone to hurt any animal. Much less those of the small and defenseless variety.

And secondly, could you kindly stop shouting? It's hard enough having a civil conversation with someone when they've a shotgun pointed at your chest without having to worry about the state of my eardrums.
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[identity profile] batcrazycatlady.livejournal.com 2008-02-21 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I'M NOT SHOUTING! YOU'RE SHOUTING!

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Whisper.

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Re: Whisper.

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Re: Whisper.

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[identity profile] alwaysin-gloves.livejournal.com 2008-02-22 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
Someone's tried to hurt your cats?

[identity profile] batcrazycatlady.livejournal.com 2008-02-22 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
SOMEONE'S ALWAYS TRYING TO HURT MY BABIES!

[identity profile] alwaysin-gloves.livejournal.com 2008-02-22 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
That's horrible. Poor kitties.
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