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[ifwebefriends.livejournal.com]

Note to self: buy a pair.

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[his-justice.livejournal.com]

What happened to your last pair?

[ifwebefriends.livejournal.com]

I didn't have a last pair! I've just heard of them. But my, they look fun.

[abbytude.livejournal.com]

I'll meet you in the ER...there's no way you aren't going to break something wearing those.

[ifwebefriends.livejournal.com]

Perhaps! But what a way to get there. Did you see, they say you can run at twenty miles an hour?

[abbytude.livejournal.com]

I worry about you.

[ifwebefriends.livejournal.com]

I'm touched! Save your obligatory "in the head" comments.

[sonofgranite.livejournal.com]

*chuckles* I do hope the Segway won't wind up feeling neglected.

[ifwebefriends.livejournal.com]

Bugger Segways! Can a Segway jump six feet in the air? Not without illegal modifications it can't I think not.

[abbytude.livejournal.com]

I'm sure the mail boy is just thrilled though.

[squirrely-scot.livejournal.com]

Hmm?

*clicks*

Ahhhhh.

*all ready owns a pair, pulls them out of her desk drawer (it's REALLY deceptively deep) and puts them on*

Come to me, my ginger-roo! We'll bounce off into the sunset together...

[ifwebefriends.livejournal.com]

...

All right, first off-- who ARE you, anyway?

[squirrely-scot.livejournal.com]

*squats down in her stilts to be as close to eye-level with him as possible. She's unable to resist making exaggerated kissy-noises at him before clearing her throat*

Did you hit your heavenly head again my sexy surgeon of love? More amNEEsia? I think ya need some tender loving Sue to heal ya right once and for all...

[a-chaitlin.livejournal.com]

I will restrain myself from any and all jokes involving you needing a pair. *makes lip-zipping motion*

[squirrely-scot.livejournal.com]

Are you implying that my Adonis with the sun-kissed, lunary-loved, salaciously-superb curly locks of lust is somehow a EUNUCH? *Towers over the woman in her stilt-contraptions* I assure you he is NOT.

*leans down and whispers* be jealous, I've held his willy in my hand.

[a-chaitlin.livejournal.com]

Oh ... dear. *stares up, eyes wide*

And here I'd been told that there was no such thing as TMI on the internet ...

[ifwebefriends.livejournal.com]

...I'd think I'd remember that.

Are you quite well?

[ifwebefriends.livejournal.com]

Cait! How are you, pet? And yes, you shall, since it's adamantly absurd.

Also, don't mind the madwoman below. She has not done as she claims, nor will she. I have standards.

[squirrely-scot.livejournal.com]

Have.

[a-chaitlin.livejournal.com]

Ara, Robin, I can only agree with you. With the company you're currently keeping-- *shoots the lunatic Scot a wary look* --you'd need a massive set, to be sure.

I'm doing well enough. Keeping busy. And you? *sunny smile*

[crusades-r-us.livejournal.com]

Cheating on the Segway, huh? Better hope nobody shows it illicit photos of you hopping about on those trollopy...hoppy things.

[ifwebefriends.livejournal.com]

Segway, Segway, Segway-- bollocks! It will just have to cope.

[crusades-r-us.livejournal.com]

Gasp! Careful, you'll hurt its feelings! :P

Seriously, those are *goofy.* Why do you want them? *giggles*

[before-her-time.livejournal.com]

Well...I've been around for nearly a millenium and a half?

Yeah...never seen that.

[ifwebefriends.livejournal.com]

Oh yes? And marvelous for your age you look, darling.

Mankind is a constant source of new and remarkable!

[before-her-time.livejournal.com]

Aww, aren't you sweet? Thanks!

Humans are pretty cool, aren't they?

Where did you even *find* those things? *laughs*