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Hmmm...which brand of beer tonight?

~~Wonder what everyone else here drinks~~

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Anything dark, palatable, with a decent head.

I dated him once. His name was John. I think. Or was it Jack? Jake? Jules? Jim...Jared...Jonas...

Actually, her name was Liza. *Raises a brow in laughter.*

*sings* Oh there's a hole in my bucket dear Liza, dear Liza...

*mock winces* Some of us have sensitive ears...

Do ya now? *clears her throat and starts anew, louder--for his benefit, surely*

There's a hole in the bucket,
Dear Liza, dear Liza
There's a hole in the bucket,
Dear Liza, there's a hole.

Then fix it, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, dear Henry
Then fix it, dear Henry,
Dear Henry, fix it.

Servo: Hey, it's the scary Scottish lady again!
Crow: You sure? She seems a little too mellow tonight to be the same person.

*pulls out her hand vac and aims it at the bots*

One more word out of ya and I'll shoot!

*applauds the return of the bots* I was just about to start howling just to drown her out.

Crow:....So you'll dust the crumbs off our jackets?
Servo: *gasp* you MANIAC! I vacuumed under my bed YESTERDAY!

*realizes she has the dustbuster and not her cross-bow* Well, bollocking shitbags!

*goes back to her office muttering to herself*

Crow: What!? What'd we say?
Servo: I just don't understand women...um I mean, yes! Yes I totally do!...But she's weird.

A good stout

lad

Guinness, when I bother. Sorry to be predictable.

Crow: Oh aye, laddy. We'll be Irish Car Bombin' till the wee hours.
Servo: Yup. Extra Stout is better than Draught. Medically proven fact, that one.

Okay, so between the Irishman, the Scot psycho, and the werewolf, seems like the recommendation for the night is some manner of dark stout. Well, no argument here!

Right, so you've decided on the beer and the movie. What snacks go best with dark stout and Fargo?

Crow: Ah, a little extra-cheesy popcorn, couple-a club sammiches, maybe split a box of Fudge Stripes...nothin' fancy, nothin' fancy!
Servo: Mmmm! *smacks lips*

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