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[batcrazycatlady.livejournal.com]

I NEED A MAN!

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ALOOOOOOOOOONE!

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[atransientguest.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry to hear that, Madame.

[batcrazycatlady.livejournal.com]

ARE YOU? WILL YOU MARRY ME??

[atransientguest.livejournal.com]

I doubt I would be a favorable candidate for that, Madame.

[batcrazycatlady.livejournal.com]

WHY NOT?

No, really. I'm not picky.

[atransientguest.livejournal.com]

I already have four wives, I think that's quite enough.

[batcrazycatlady.livejournal.com]

What? A fifth would kill, ya?

[silenziosa-odio.livejournal.com]

You need to be quiet. *growls*

[batcrazycatlady.livejournal.com]

*eyes him*

YOU MUST HELP ME PROCREATE!

[silenziosa-odio.livejournal.com]

.....No.

*in that touch me and die sort of way.*

[batcrazycatlady.livejournal.com]

PLEASE? I BEG YOU!

ANYTHING! I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING!

[silenziosa-odio.livejournal.com]

Look you stupid, fat cunt...

Even if you weren' vile, ugly, bad-haired and fuckin' loud as shit...remotely pretty, doesn't...

BECAUSE I'M DEAD.

[batcrazycatlady.livejournal.com]

I'M NOT UGLY!!!!!!! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!!

*PULLS HER SHOTGUN OUT OF GOD KNOWS WHERE AND POINTS IT AT HIM*

TAKE IT BACK!

[draconian-fiend.livejournal.com]

*stares because someone shouting that they needed a man was stare-worthy*

[batcrazycatlady.livejournal.com]

*stares because wow does he have a lot of makeup on then shrugs, who is she to judge?*

TAKE ME! TAKE ME NOW!

[draconian-fiend.livejournal.com]

*is freaked out*

Lady?

...

*should probably eat her and get her out of her misery---and Ah NOT LIKE THAT! MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER PLEASE.*

Do not come off as desperate. It is not attractive.

[batcrazycatlady.livejournal.com]

*STARES*

I'M NOT UGLY!!

[draconian-fiend.livejournal.com]

I didn't say you were.

*Although she definitely wasn't beautiful.*

I think you should go to a community night in some town and play Bingo. Sure way for you to pick up a man close to your age who would appreciate you for your...huge hips beauty.

*He was thinking there was a good reason why older men's eyesight failed them with age and they probably wouldn't notice the horrible yelling since they were about deaf.*

[silveredveil.livejournal.com]

Whatever are you yelling about?

[batcrazycatlady.livejournal.com]

I NEED A MAN! I MUST HAVE A MAN!

[silveredveil.livejournal.com]

Why the desperation, pet?

[batcrazycatlady.livejournal.com]

MY CLOCK! IT'S TICKING!

TICK TOCK TICK TOCK!

[silveredveil.livejournal.com]

... are you completely mad?

[dr-luka-kovac.livejournal.com]

That's certainly an interesting way to find one.

[batcrazycatlady.livejournal.com]

*GASPS*

YOU ARE VERY ATTRACTIVE!

TAKE ME NOW! I BEG YOU!

[dr-luka-kovac.livejournal.com]

*He smiles*

Thank-you. You do realize that it's not exactly safe to go off with strange men who you know nothing about don't you? I might be an ax murderer or something. *There is a definite accent as he speaks, an as he finishes his smile shifts to a grin, deepening his dimples significantly.*