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[paranoiainblood.livejournal.com]

Females: Troublesome, psychotic, yet so delightful.

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[alwaysin-gloves.livejournal.com]

Well, thank ya, sugar.

[paranoiainblood.livejournal.com]

You're welcome... sugar? Wait, what?

[alwaysin-gloves.livejournal.com]

It's a southern thing. Like calling someone sweetie, or hun.

[queen-c18.livejournal.com]

*raises eyebrow*

Weird compliment.

[paranoiainblood.livejournal.com]

Oh, was I complementing someone? That's fact.

[queen-c18.livejournal.com]

Well, delightful's a nice adjective. And some people would be happy to be called psychotic or troublesome too.

[mabofwinterdark.livejournal.com]

Men:
Annoying, over bearing, yet extremely entertaining and on rare occasions, pleasing

[paranoiainblood.livejournal.com]

Oh oh, you forgot domineering, and, uhmmm, wait, don't care.

[mabofwinterdark.livejournal.com]

Of course you don't, you're male. Maybe not a human male, but vampires are barely preferable. Except that you have the sense to use the night.

[imnot-hisgirl.livejournal.com]

That's rather a twisted compliment, mate.

[paranoiainblood.livejournal.com]

See, I thought I was stating fact, not making compliments.

[imnot-hisgirl.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but I'd wager men are a little more psychotic than us women.

[batcrazycatlady.livejournal.com]

I'LL BE YOUR WOMAN!!!!!

[paranoiainblood.livejournal.com]

Yeah, not interested. I have a woman.

[batcrazycatlady.livejournal.com]

THAT CARTOON HAS FIVE, YOU CAN'T FIT ANOTHER IN???

[reportresurrect.livejournal.com]

*raised eyebrows*

I can't deny that I'm female, troublesome or delightful. But there's no proof I'm psychotic.

[paranoiainblood.livejournal.com]

I notice you say no proof, yet don't deny that you are.

[reportresurrect.livejournal.com]

The way I figure it, if I'm not psychotic I don't have to deny it. And if I am psychotic I probably wouldn't realize I was psychotic and I'd deny it.

[alloy-avenger.livejournal.com]

Just fun to toy with.

[barefoot-at-2am.livejournal.com]

Josef, when you get dressed in the morning, what do you put on first? That sparkling wit, or your suit?

[paranoiainblood.livejournal.com]

Wondered how many posts it would take to lure you out.

How are you? Eating? Do I have to come feed you? I'll send caviar for my Kitten.

[barefoot-at-2am.livejournal.com]

Does that make you the bait? That isn't a role I would have pictured for you. It is sort of -- docile.

But yes, I am eating.

[a-chaitlin.livejournal.com]

I'll allow delightful and occasionally troublesome, but psychotic? Frighteningly stable, me. *grins*

[paranoiainblood.livejournal.com]

If you truly were psychotic, do you think you'd know or would your mental condition cause you to believe you're sane?

[deep-red-bells.livejournal.com]

I wish I could disagree, but, um, it's totally true, so I can't. Cause yeah, we are psychotic. Admitting it is the first step towards acceptance and understanding, ladies.

Men are immature babies, though, so it balances out.