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More than bored, who'll entertain me?

What, you want a joke?

A joke, a dance, see what you can come up with.

Don't dance that great so...

What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?

Caught you?

Close! Catch ya later.

That was pretty good.

A good joke or a good guess?

A good guess. It's impressive.

It wasn't a hard joke to guess.

But hey, it made you think about something other than being bored.

I suppose it did. Yes.

And now I'm boring you so I'll leave you alone.

you don't have to go.

Alright. Name's Danny.

Peitho.

Nice to meet you. Where you from?

Olympus. You?

Where's that city?

I'm from New York.

It's not a city, it's...*sighs*

Mortals.

Oh... you're one of those.

You're a god.

You mean like Mount Olympus?

Well done, I think you should have a gold star for that.

Nah, never was one for gold stars.

What would you prefer?

Mmm Some coffee.

Coffee?

Yeah. Don't you like coffee.

It's just a strange thing to ask as a prize,

I'm pretty easy.

You want me to give you a cup of coffee.

Nah, I can get it myself. Don't worry about it.

*thinks a moment*

Hold on one moment, was that you actually wanting to have coffee with me?

Want some coffee? We can sugar it all up for you if that's better.

Eh. Why not.