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[paranoiainblood.livejournal.com]

New-Age witches taste like sugared glitter.

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[paranoiainblood.livejournal.com]

I KNOW. Wasn't expecting that. I just thought her corset was cute.

[paranoiainblood.livejournal.com]

Never been. I might be able to go out in sunlight but that weak, about to collapse and die feeling? Not exactly what I call fun.

I don't know? I mean, never had one present day that claimed that. I did once know a girl who claimed to avoid the pyre but, well, by girl I mean she was about seventy in a time when the average age was about, ooooh, forty to fifty and I wasn't going there.

[whistlerhunter.livejournal.com]

Well, that must have been....pleasant.

[paranoiainblood.livejournal.com]

If you find broken glass in your gut pleasant, then I'm sure it was.

[whistlerhunter.livejournal.com]

Can't imagine it was. Wonder what made her taste that way.

[paranoiainblood.livejournal.com]

Maybe all that glitter leeched into her skin? No clue, but will stick with socialites from now on. Low calories AND low content.

[reportresurrect.livejournal.com]

You should probably stick with Pixie Stix. Now with 40% more pixie and 15% less witch.

[paranoiainblood.livejournal.com]

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HAHA! Okay, see, this is why I like blonde reporters.

Anymore explosions?

[reportresurrect.livejournal.com]

And here I thought it was cause we're great in bed.

No. Thankfully I've been explosion free for an entire weekend. Unless you count what my cousin did to the microwave trying to make soup...in the can.

This week? Apartment hunting.

Do I want to know why you were giving new-age witches the Folger's taste test?

[paranoiainblood.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't know, now would I? Not you, or my Kitten.

... Even I know better than that and I don't use a microwave and never have.

What? Did your apartment go boom too?

Remember that special diet we talked about? That would be why.

[reportresurrect.livejournal.com]

Poor dear?

No, the apartment's still in tact it's just that now that my car went boom the commute is a pain in the butt. I need something in Metropolis.

Well, I know that but I would think the new-age types would all taste like sandalwood and patchuli. Not too appetizing.

[a-chaitlin.livejournal.com]

*blinks* Do they really? I would have expected incense and altar wine myself. But then I don't ... partake.

[paranoiainblood.livejournal.com]

That's a true witch, or the more traditional. This is the sort that buy their paganism wholesale. And where a dozen pentacles and drip with batty, gothic symbolism.

May have been what was on her skin though. I could practically see my reflection in the glitter on her.

[a-chaitlin.livejournal.com]

Ahhh ... neo-pagan as opposed to old-style Wiccan, then? *snorts* Strange to think of the worship of the Lady and her Lord as fractured into sects as Judaism, Christianity or Buddhism. But I suppose that happens to all religions with enough time and adherants.

Ohhhh my. That does sound a trifle over the top.

*extends a hand* I don't think we introduced ourselves last time we spoke. I'm Caitlín MacEibhir.

[paranoiainblood.livejournal.com]

I was raised just past such a time when she'd have been burned at the stake so, I guess they aren't doing so bad. Besides, put religion in the hands of man and they must pigeonhole it to death. It's what they do.

*shakes her hand with a smirk* Josef Konstantin. A pleasure.

[a-chaitlin.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm, very true. And not just with religion. Humans seem to spend much of their time classifying and dichotomizing ... their basic means of dealing with any uncertainty, I think.

*faint smile* A pleasure here as well, Josef. And if you're truly that old, then you must be a vampire true, and no ... gothy dabbler yourself.

[1st-of-the200.livejournal.com]

And that's why I'm thankful I don't have a sweet tooth.

[alwaysin-gloves.livejournal.com]

That sounds positively disgusting.

[ambitious-woman.livejournal.com]

Glitter cannot be good for the digestive track Josef. Even yours.

ooc: Vamp Reinette friends with Josef??? WHY NOT.

[paranoiainblood.livejournal.com]

Oh, so many things that are bad for me I can't keep away from.

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Playing at Madame de Pompadour, are we? Cute.

[ambitious-woman.livejournal.com]

Self control is something to aspire to. I know it is a weakness we both struggle with. But really -- glitter?

And I might be an actress but I am always myself. I never play at anything.

[paranoiainblood.livejournal.com]

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Riiiight, see, the year is two thousand and eight. I sort of know when you died. Louis sent me a letter about it, me knowing what he was and all. Do you know what he was?!