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[cpu-001.livejournal.com]

Omni Consumer Products;

Crime Prevention Unit.

Nothing more.

Comments

[cpu-001.livejournal.com]

Only...a machine.

[cpu-001.livejournal.com]

A machine cannot know love.

[hidden-sith.livejournal.com]

Murph? You okay?

[cpu-001.livejournal.com]

Alex Murphy is dead. I am RoboCop.

[hidden-sith.livejournal.com]

....

Annnnnd... this is different how?

[cpu-001.livejournal.com]

Don't call me by that man's name. I'm merely a machine.

[willing-host.livejournal.com]

And you don't have no other purpose?

[cpu-001.livejournal.com]

No.

[camelotmayfall.livejournal.com]

Then I would suggest you go about preventing crimes.

[cpu-001.livejournal.com]

Do you have a crime to report?

[camelotmayfall.livejournal.com]

Then you would be dealing with a crime that has already happened, if I had something to report. I thought you just said you prevented them.

[cpu-001.livejournal.com]

Obviously, a crime cannot be prevented once it has occured. It can, however, be prevented from happening again.

[mlady-summoner.livejournal.com]

...Did something happen?

[cpu-001.livejournal.com]

Yes. Alex Murphy was killed. Some of his tissue was used in the creation of RoboCop, a robot police officer.

[mlady-summoner.livejournal.com]

...May I ask what has brought on this bitterness?

[campjesus]

Hi Murphy! What's up?

[cpu-001.livejournal.com]

My designation is RoboCop.

[campjesus]

Okay. Hi RoboCop! What's up?

[king-of-the-sea.livejournal.com]

Murph? Do I need to slap a bitch for you?

[cpu-001.livejournal.com]

My designation is RoboCop.

[king-of-the-sea.livejournal.com]

Yeah...I'm going to have to slap a bitch.

Robocop, what happened to Murphy?

[mercurialnature.livejournal.com]

*Hermes seems to be setting up some sort of speaker system?*

[cpu-001.livejournal.com]

Murphy watches disinterestedly.