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Generally, part of being human.

And it sucks.

Is this like that thing where, on a long enough timeline, everyone's survival rate turns to zero?

If it hasn't already.

Well, I figure if you're feeling well enough to bum around here, your survival rate's still fractionally above zero. I plan to cling on stubbornly by my fingernails for a bit longer, at least.

Not really. How many people do you know who've survived life?

No, well, my point is you don't hit zero until you're dead. So far, I've been surviving life amazingly well.

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Wow. You must have the most depressing 'Page-a-Day' calendar ever.

The one with the fluffy kittens just didn't appeal to me.

Kittens? Kittens?! Everyone knows there's nothing more sinister than kittens! The fluffy ones are the worst!

What can I say? I guess diabolical just doesn't suit me.

And some of them do it so brilliantly.

Not much of a consolation for the ones they screw over.

Is that really important?

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Mistakes are as important as the results they cause and vice versa. So yeah, just a smidge.

Sounds like you have a healthy dose of humility.

I just know when I deserve to be arrogant.

Why do you deserve to be arrogant? Don't we all some times?

Sure but it has to be earned, otherwise you'll just look like an ass.

Ah, but is it always a bad thing?

Usually or else I would've said everyone eventually makes the world a little bit better. I guess I just have a problem with lying, I don't know ...

I don't know. When bread was invented, the rising kind, it was a mistake.

Is that ... a metaphor for something? Because last I checked bread and humanity were completely different things.

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Well, what do you know?

Something we can agree on.

The better question is, what don't I know?