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Just don't do anything stupid. Or, if you do, don't get caught.

I am incapable of not doing anything stupid! It's in my genes.

Then don't get caught.

Easier said than done!

...cops? Um. ~~Shit.~~

Are they being nosy, or--what?

No, but they're around. In larger quantities than is clearly acceptable.

Greaaaat. Is someone keeping them distracted?

I don't trust cops at all, they steal your shit and they--just, it's bad. I know they aren't all like that, but...I don't know.

I dunno. Someone who isn't me should.

Yeah, me neither. Bad news.

Not gonna be me. My mom would kill me. People already can't shut up about how being sixteen now means I can get charged as an adult for more stuff if I got into trouble.

Are they sleazy or normal, at least?

Eeesh. Yeah, don't go to jail, I'd be sad!

I've been avoiding them but in my experience 90% of them are sleazy.

Me too! And I don't know who'd take care of Alex.

Yeah, same. Or crazy violent. I mean, there must be okay ones. But I don't think I've met any.

You gotta take care of your woman!

Mm. They were okay where I used to live, but city cops are pretty much universally jerks.

Oh my God, I have to say that to him, he'll make the best faces ever. Because that's how he actually thinks, you know, like, I'm his woman or something. It's so cute.

Pretty much. You always hear about shit in the papers in Chicago--like, okay, not very long ago? A buncha cops hauled this kid out of his house because he happened to be the same ethnicity as another kid who broke a law. In front of his mom, and everything. And they tasered a pregnant chick who was holding her other kid. I don't know, they're ~~scary~~ weird.

And clearly he's the woman in this relationship, because the only time you wear pants is in spirit.

That's really fucked up. With her kid right there? Jesus. I used to hang with a lot of kids outta juvie who had some real horror stories.

Yeah, literal pants are no fun. Miniskirts forever!

Uuugh, I bet. I never went to juvie and the cops don't bug me much no more 'cause I dress in nicer clothes now, but...when I used to roll with Nesto and them? They'd have black eyes and shit like that. I think it's mostly the beat cops power tripping.

I agree with this comment!

Shit, yeah. And it's always worse if you're a girl. Or if they think you're a girl. *is totally masculine :|*

'Cause I am a genius, for reals. Anyway, are you getting hassled or something? I talked to like, two of them, they didn't seem so bad, but I guess you can't ever really tell.

Yeah, but it's always worse if you're a girl or they think you're a girl. People think chicks just put up with shit. Don't they get surprised? *mischievous!*

Not here, but I figure it's only a matter of time before they start runnin' around trying to enforce their laws.

Surprised is definitely an understatement. *...>:3*

Maaan, fuck that noise, I didn't do a damn thing and even if I did, the law don't exactly allow for the shit I gotta deal with, does it?

I almost feel like we should pull a big-ass party here or something. Just 'cause.

I know, right? Extenuatin' circumstances!

Hell fucking yeah. With tons of weed and underage drinking and a giant pile of cocaine. ...okay, so maybe not the last one. But definitely a giant pile of baking soda, for the lols.

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Nervous?

*hides bottle behind his back* I ain't done nothin' wrong.

Of course not. But then if you hadn't, you wouldn't be tryng to convince me otherwise.

I ain't trying to convince no one of nothing.

Right. That's what most teenagers say.

Well, you're cordially invited to bite me.

*laughs, crossing his arms over his chest* Creative response, but I think I'll pass.

Good 'cause the last time I said that to a cop, he did. Creep.

Worried we'll bust you for something? As long as you don't go around touching kids in ways you shouldn't, you won't get trouble from me.

I don't like cops.

Most people don't, until they need us. Even then, it's a love-hate relationship.

*eyes* Nothin' 'love' about it.

*laughs*

You really hate us, huh?

What tipped you off?

Cop's intuition.

No shit?

*laughs*

No, no shit.

Hmph.

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It's annoying!

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Oh God. If that happens I'm fleeing to Mexico.

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I dunno, get a sex change and work in a brothel?

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I don't think I'm cut out for a donkey show.

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Furries?

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You are VERY welcome.