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OOC: Uh, Reefer Madness, MARY SUNSHINE? Fanboy squee!

...Probably not. I have a boyfriend. But I'm sure somebody is.

Maybe if you were a girl you would try.

Just saying.

...You won't drop that subject, will you?

I am never getting a sex change!

((OOC: Mun snorted coke through his nose.))

Uhmm, yeah, no. Have to get my kicks somehow.

ooc: SCORE! \o/

Eat another new age Wiccan - don't they taste glittery or something?

boyfriend? but aren't you a boy?

...yes, yes I'm a guy - who is in love with another guy...who has a penis. So, I'm gay - though, I'm not so much into labels.

gay.... hrm

i don't know about all that boy stuff.

(ooc: poor sheltered mary)

Well, you know, I'm guessing not a lot of boys talk about that around you. It's cool. I'm not hurt - it is what it is. But I do love my boyfriend.

Do you...love Jimmy?

(ooc: What can you do?)

*eyes widen*

Love, Jimmy? Of course I do! Jimmy's the bee's knees!

Really? Well, Dodger (my boyfriend) is the cat's pajamas! OK, so, I'm kind of mocking you. But I'm glad you two are in love. Is he 'round here?

*gasp* why would you mock me?

Is he around here? I haven't seen him yet, but i sure would like to!

...Have you seen you? OK, that was rude, too. But, seriously, Mary. Has anyone ever called you Marysue?

I asked you - I haven't seen him...not that I would know what he looks like...

oh... are all gay boys as mean as you mister - uh - gay boy!

...no, but I'm just cranky. Besides, you're - you know, OK. So, you're very very very sweet to the point of me believing cartoon birds braided your hair this morning. That's all.

No, no cartoon birds. But you are very kind to call me sweet with so many very's.

(ooc: i'm having internet issues so forgive my slowness)

Yes, well, I am kind - usually, so it's good I'm getting back to my roots.

(ooc: no worries!)